When you first spawn in but u see on of these bad bois follow the steps b3llow to survive

1.beg for mercy

2.run away

3.jump off the nearby cliff to escape the dragon

4.hit the up arrow if you think wildcard should make these things fly

So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping

Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

F!@#$

He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute

(gets closer)

Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE

(passes out)

Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute

Looks like my obese bearded dragon.

Why is there a thorny dragon kibble for mobile but there's no thorny dragon

what the f@#'/

Up for us poor mobile players

Me : gets knocked out

It: it will be a slow painful death

Me: why

It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit

If it's a thorny dragon...why does it have no wings???

The greatest mystery of all time..

Don’t get why they include this guy but not the morelltops. Up this if you think it should be added to fjordur.

It's spines make up for it's lack of teeth, but it's a pain in the ass (ba-boom-chshhh)

If not friend, why friend shaped?!

Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature

Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.

It looks like a Bearded Dragon mixed with a Pangolin. 🦔🦎

They don't have emojis of those animals... So I improvised.

I tried.

It's looks kinda cute.

(Pls don't think I'm weird cuz I'm not!)

No silly’s this is my first grade photo not a Dino

Wait, has how to train your dragon come to Ark

Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.

Me:kill my son KILL.

Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.

Enemy tribe: oh snap

Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.

Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.

Me:victory

He looks very cute in the picture. Are his looks deceiving? Never seen one.

-dbeastcali-