So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping

Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

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He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute

(gets closer)

Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE

(passes out)

Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute

Me : gets knocked out

It: it will be a slow painful death

Me: why

It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit

Awww ow what the hell! You’re hostile! What no no no!

Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature

Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.

Me:kill my son KILL.

Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.

Enemy tribe: oh snap

Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.

Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.

Me:victory

Mom can we have an anky mom we have an anky the anky at home

No silly’s this is my first grade photo not a Dino

It's spines make up for it's lack of teeth, but it's a pain in the ass (ba-boom-chshhh)

Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.

They are just soooooo cute I just tamed one and named it sand slash

Wait, has how to train your dragon come to Ark

Real men would knock this out with a Thorny Dragon...

Wait

*Me* putting stone in its inv

My friend: dude wyd

Me: improvising

My friend: for what and how

Me: well if someone attacks us and we don't have turrets ;) you get my drift don't you

How does it eat the kibble you forcefully shove down its mouth if it don’t have any teeth, this creature should really invest in some dentures.

All you really need is 1 friend and 1 bola

All you really need is 1 friend and 1 bola