It’s soooooo cute but it knocked me out

Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

FUCK

He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

Minus the t from thorny dragon and you get Kim Kardashian

Real men would knock this out with a Thorny Dragon...


















































































































































Wait

It's spines make up for it's lack of teeth, but it's a pain in the ass (ba-boom-chshhh)

Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.

Wait, has how to train your dragon come to Ark

There cute till they put you to sleep. So have fun staring ibto the eyes and die at the same time because you can't move

It's like bill Cosby and a thorny lizard combined except this one is cute

Its the TCU mascot. If you dont know what that is it a horned frog football team

I pull out lightsaber.
Thornyvader: Luke, I am your father!
Me:nooooooooooo

Aww... Mommy can I go pet it? * walks toward * No son! * thorns shoot out * Nooooo!

Walking up it's so cute u get knocked out then oh wait not cute oh crap

Cute lizard :)
*gets spiked*

Damit
Ahh it’s guming me to death :c

U wanna go i scale u boi
Yeet scales dead

Got killed by a lvl 40 when i respawned don’t underestimate these guys

It looks like toothless the dragon