What are some funny jokes or stories about the thorny dragon? Funny thorny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
Oh they're kinda cute
*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit
Awww ow what the hell! You’re hostile! What no no no!
Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature
Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Mom can we have an anky mom we have an anky the anky at home
No silly’s this is my first grade photo not a Dino
It's spines make up for it's lack of teeth, but it's a pain in the ass (ba-boom-chshhh)
Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.
They are just soooooo cute I just tamed one and named it sand slash
Wait, has how to train your dragon come to Ark
Real men would knock this out with a Thorny Dragon...
*Me* putting stone in its inv
My friend: dude wyd
My friend: for what and how
Me: well if someone attacks us and we don't have turrets ;) you get my drift don't you
How does it eat the kibble you forcefully shove down its mouth if it don’t have any teeth, this creature should really invest in some dentures.
All you really need is 1 friend and 1 bola