*Me* putting stone in its inv
My friend: dude wyd
Me: improvising
My friend: for what and how
Me: well if someone attacks us and we don't have turrets ;) you get my drift don't you

Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

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All you really need is 1 friend and 1 bola

He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute

Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit

How does it eat the kibble you forcefully shove down its mouth if it don’t have any teeth, this creature should really invest in some dentures.

tribe mate:why are you putting stone in its inventory?
me:building a sentry

Minus the t from thorny dragon and you get Kim Kardashian

If you say cute (two seconds later) knocked out

Real men would knock this out with a Thorny Dragon...


















































































































































Wait

It's spines make up for it's lack of teeth, but it's a pain in the ass (ba-boom-chshhh)

IS IT ME OR ARE THEY ADORABLE (gets killed bye one ))

Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.

Wait, has how to train your dragon come to Ark

It’s soooooo cute but it knocked me out

There cute till they put you to sleep. So have fun staring ibto the eyes and die at the same time because you can't move

It says at the kibble section for regular kibble that a troodon egg is a medium egg wth

Its the TCU mascot. If you dont know what that is it a horned frog football team