So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping

I just got scorched earth on switch and was so exited about the new dinos. I found thorny boy by the green obelisk. I walk up to him, completely obscured to the fact it’s aggressive, and look him in the eye and DIE.

Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

[email protected]#$

Don’t get why they include this guy but not the morelltops. Up this if you think it should be added to fjordur.

He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out

(this is what mine be like if theirs a carno near by)

So you have chosen...death

*Lvl 5 carno dies in 30 seconds*

*Me getting happy that my lvl 31 survived the battle*

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute

(gets closer)

Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE

(passes out)

Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute

Is it me or does this thing say relish in game?

The thorny squirrel of DOOOOOM!

Titanoboa: I'm the most annoying creature in ark survival

Thorny dragon has joined the chat

Titanoboa has left the chat

Me : gets knocked out

It: it will be a slow painful death

Me: why

It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit

So the one that says they should be added to fojdur they are already added I’m not trying to be mean or anything I’m just saying you probably just haven’t found one yet but that’s OK cause it took me a while to find one

This is cute - OH GOD ITS GOJIRA

If not friend, why friend shaped?!

It's beautiful, I've looked at it for hours now.

It look more like a bearded dragon like what I have in real life up if I’m right about this.

Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature

This creature overcutens you irl

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