What are some funny jokes or stories about the thorny dragon? Funny thorny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
When you first spawn in but u see on of these bad bois follow the steps b3llow to survive
1.beg for mercy
3.jump off the nearby cliff to escape the dragon
4.hit the up arrow if you think wildcard should make these things fly
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
Why is there a thorny dragon kibble for mobile but there's no thorny dragon
what the f@#'/
Up for us poor mobile players
Oh they're kinda cute
*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit
It looks like my two pet bearded dragons.
Don’t get why they include this guy but not the morelltops. Up this if you think it should be added to fjordur.
If not friend, why friend shaped?!
I asked all my cousins what they thought about that lizard and one of them said the spiky ball of lizard with the rage of 1000 Suns do not be fooled by its cuteness. It will murder you. He said it so dramatically. I’m kind of scared now. Help me.
Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature
Me: OMG ITS A BIG LIZARD, I WANT TO PET IT.
Thorny dragon: who does this little piece of crap think he is?
Me: why would a lizard be har… HOLY SH#T RUN RUN RUN!
Thorny dragon: COME OVER HERE B#TCH!
Server: player was killed by level 99999 thorny dragon.
Is it me or does this thing say relish in game?
It's spines make up for it's lack of teeth, but it's a pain in the ass (ba-boom-chshhh)
It look more like a bearded dragon like what I have in real life up if I’m right about this.
Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.
No silly’s this is my first grade photo not a Dino
Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.