Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

FUCK

He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.

It's spines make up for it's lack of teeth, but it's a pain in the ass (ba-boom-chshhh)

Wait, has how to train your dragon come to Ark

There cute till they put you to sleep. So have fun staring ibto the eyes and die at the same time because you can't move

Its the TCU mascot. If you dont know what that is it a horned frog football team

Walking up it's so cute u get knocked out then oh wait not cute oh crap

Aww... Mommy can I go pet it? * walks toward * No son! * thorns shoot out * Nooooo!

Cute lizard :)
*gets spiked*

Damit
Ahh it’s guming me to death :c

It looks like toothless the dragon

I named mine dat spike boi
He's cute but dumb

Horny dragon! I am telling ya this thing is awesome for scorched earth or ragnarok beginners

me.awwww it's so cute ahhh not cute me.dead

I want to touch it!
*gets knocked out by spikes*
FUCK I wanted to touch it!

And this kids us why you keep out of other peoples personal space

So tough they knock you out and maul ya'
Then they cry tears of blood because of their lack of teeth.

When u try to make it kibble using its egg it comes out as camel kibble "please fix" so no imprinting when argy wants thorny dragon kibble.