Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

FUCK

He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.

It's spines make up for it's lack of teeth, but it's a pain in the ass (ba-boom-chshhh)

There cute till they put you to sleep. So have fun staring ibto the eyes and die at the same time because you can't move

Wait, has how to train your dragon come to Ark

Walking up it's so cute u get knocked out then oh wait not cute oh crap

Its the TCU mascot. If you dont know what that is it a horned frog football team

I named mine dat spike boi
He's cute but dumb

Cute lizard :)
*gets spiked*

Damit
Ahh it’s guming me to death :c

Aww... Mommy can I go pet it? * walks toward * No son! * thorns shoot out * Nooooo!

I want to touch it!
*gets knocked out by spikes*
FUCK I wanted to touch it!

me.awwww it's so cute ahhh not cute me.dead

It looks like toothless the dragon

Horny dragon! I am telling ya this thing is awesome for scorched earth or ragnarok beginners

thorny dragon:rawr
Me:WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT?!?!?!?!
Thorny dragon shoots spines "ITS ME MTHER FKER"
ME:oh shit

When u try to make it kibble using its egg it comes out as camel kibble "please fix" so no imprinting when argy wants thorny dragon kibble.

Aww he's cute,nek minute...oh hell nah