So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping

Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

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Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature

He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute

Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory

Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit

Once I tamed one on extinction and realizing that the saddle was on scorch earth only and it was cyan

ME:F**K

Me see one it is after me me run run run then me go’s night night me died why’s i thought you were cute but you were not

No silly’s this is my first grade photo not a Dino

*angry mumbling* *more angry mumbling* Mmmmrunch!

They are just soooooo cute I just tamed one and named it sand slash

It's spines make up for it's lack of teeth, but it's a pain in the ass (ba-boom-chshhh)

Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.

How does it eat the kibble you forcefully shove down its mouth if it don’t have any teeth, this creature should really invest in some dentures.

*Me* putting stone in its inv
My friend: dude wyd
Me: improvising
My friend: for what and how
Me: well if someone attacks us and we don't have turrets ;) you get my drift don't you

Real men would knock this out with a Thorny Dragon...


















































































































































Wait

All you really need is 1 friend and 1 bola

Wait, has how to train your dragon come to Ark