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Sep 17, 2017
Oh they're kinda cute
*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*
Oct 14, 2017
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Oct 18, 2017
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Jan 30, 2018
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Aug 29, 2017
Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.
Jan 26, 2018
It's spines make up for it's lack of teeth, but it's a pain in the ass (ba-boom-chshhh)
Sep 25, 2017
There cute till they put you to sleep. So have fun staring ibto the eyes and die at the same time because you can't move
Apr 24, 2018
Wait, has how to train your dragon come to Ark
Oct 30, 2017
Walking up it's so cute u get knocked out then oh wait not cute oh crap
Oct 24, 2017
Its the TCU mascot. If you dont know what that is it a horned frog football team
Jul 14, 2018
Cute lizard :)
Ahh it’s guming me to death :c
Feb 21, 2018
I named mine dat spike boi
He's cute but dumb
Jul 5, 2018
Aww... Mommy can I go pet it? * walks toward * No son! * thorns shoot out * Nooooo!
May 19, 2018
I want to touch it!
*gets knocked out by spikes*
FUCK I wanted to touch it!
May 1, 2018
me.awwww it's so cute ahhh not cute me.dead
Jan 19, 2018
It looks like toothless the dragon
Jan 7, 2018
Horny dragon! I am telling ya this thing is awesome for scorched earth or ragnarok beginners
Dec 24, 2018
Me:WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT?!?!?!?!
Thorny dragon shoots spines "ITS ME MTHER FKER"
Jan 15, 2018
When u try to make it kibble using its egg it comes out as camel kibble "please fix" so no imprinting when argy wants thorny dragon kibble.
Jan 13, 2018
Aww he's cute,nek minute...oh hell nah