Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
This is just a pet that u can get but 50 times bigger
Oh they're kinda cute
*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*
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He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit
Something that makes no sence at all: thorny devil kibble (mobile)
Me: is this thing on ipad or what?!
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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
