When you first spawn in but u see on of these bad bois follow the steps b3llow to survive

1.beg for mercy

2.run away

3.jump off the nearby cliff to escape the dragon

4.hit the up arrow if you think wildcard should make these things fly

So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping

Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

F!@#$

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute

(gets closer)

Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE

(passes out)

Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute

Looks like my obese bearded dragon.

Why is there a thorny dragon kibble for mobile but there's no thorny dragon

what the f@#'/

Up for us poor mobile players

Me : gets knocked out

It: it will be a slow painful death

Me: why

It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit

If it's a thorny dragon...why does it have no wings???

The greatest mystery of all time..