Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
More Thorny Dragon Funny Tips
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
*angry mumbling* *more angry mumbling* Mmmmrunch!
Once I tamed one on extinction and realizing that the saddle was on scorch earth only and it was cyan
ME:F**K
ME:F**K
Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, βThere there little guy. Daddyβs here.β is not a effective way to tame this creature
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, youβll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory
Me see one it is after me me run run run then me goβs night night me died whyβs i thought you were cute but you were not