So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping

*angry mumbling* *more angry mumbling* Mmmmrunch!

Once I tamed one on extinction and realizing that the saddle was on scorch earth only and it was cyan

ME:F**K

Oh they're kinda cute

*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*

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Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature

He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out

Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.

Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory

Me see one it is after me me run run run then me go’s night night me died why’s i thought you were cute but you were not