What are some funny jokes or stories about the thorny dragon? Funny thorny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
No silly’s this is my first grade photo not a Dino
Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
This dude looks like he’s saying I am death FEAR ME
It's spines make up for it's lack of teeth, but it's a pain in the ass (ba-boom-chshhh)
So the one that says they should be added to fojdur they are already added I’m not trying to be mean or anything I’m just saying you probably just haven’t found one yet but that’s OK cause it took me a while to find one
Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.
Thorny Dragon: Has eggs
Ark devs: hmm- why don't we give it a kibble in a game that it doesn't exist in!
Also Ark Devs: YES GIVE IT ARK MOBILE KIBBLE
This creature overcutens you irl
They are just soooooo cute I just tamed one and named it sand slash
Wait, has how to train your dragon come to Ark
Real men would knock this out with a Thorny Dragon...
Thorny dragon=weird I had a yellow blue green thorny dragon and pink and black one they had Childs 3 they all looked like dad
How does it eat the kibble you forcefully shove down its mouth if it don’t have any teeth, this creature should really invest in some dentures.
All you really need is 1 friend and 1 bola
*Me* putting stone in its inv
My friend: dude wyd
My friend: for what and how
Me: well if someone attacks us and we don't have turrets ;) you get my drift don't you
There cute till they put you to sleep. So have fun staring ibto the eyes and die at the same time because you can't move
Awww ow what the hell! You’re hostile! What no no no!
Is it just me or do they look like they have the face of an anky
These things are wimps for magmasaurs if you ever built your base or gone to the hardest area on fjordur