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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thorny dragon? Funny thorny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 41 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-26T00:34:56+00:00

No silly’s this is my first grade photo not a Dino

score 36 · Answer 2 · 2020-10-01T17:47:27+00:00

Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.

Me:kill my son KILL.

Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.

Enemy tribe: oh snap

Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.

Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.

Me:victory

score 15 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-24T21:26:53+00:00

This dude looks like he’s saying I am death FEAR ME

score 74 · Answer 4 · 2018-01-26T08:45:39+00:00

It's spines make up for it's lack of teeth, but it's a pain in the ass (ba-boom-chshhh)

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-10-07T19:00:31+00:00

So the one that says they should be added to fojdur they are already added I’m not trying to be mean or anything I’m just saying you probably just haven’t found one yet but that’s OK cause it took me a while to find one

score 76 · Answer 6 · 2017-08-29T02:25:27+00:00

Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2022-10-01T21:17:30+00:00

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score 7 · Answer 8 · 2022-06-27T19:14:21+00:00

Thorny Dragon: Has eggs

Ark devs: hmm- why don't we give it a kibble in a game that it doesn't exist in!

Also Ark Devs: YES GIVE IT ARK MOBILE KIBBLE

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2022-08-29T15:58:46+00:00

This creature overcutens you irl

score 32 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-17T17:04:07+00:00

They are just soooooo cute I just tamed one and named it sand slash

score 58 · Answer 11 · 2018-04-24T11:40:50+00:00

Wait, has how to train your dragon come to Ark

score 35 · Answer 12 · 2019-09-27T01:52:44+00:00

Real men would knock this out with a Thorny Dragon...

Wait

score 7 · Answer 13 · 2022-04-11T07:20:15+00:00

Thorny dragon=weird I had a yellow blue green thorny dragon and pink and black one they had Childs 3 they all looked like dad

score 23 · Answer 14 · 2020-03-10T19:58:40+00:00

How does it eat the kibble you forcefully shove down its mouth if it don’t have any teeth, this creature should really invest in some dentures.

score 21 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-21T03:20:19+00:00

All you really need is 1 friend and 1 bola

score 20 · Answer 16 · 2020-05-21T00:14:33+00:00

*Me* putting stone in its inv

My friend: dude wyd

Me: improvising

My friend: for what and how

Me: well if someone attacks us and we don't have turrets ;) you get my drift don't you

score 39 · Answer 17 · 2017-09-25T06:24:34+00:00

There cute till they put you to sleep. So have fun staring ibto the eyes and die at the same time because you can't move

score 9 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-20T14:44:45+00:00

Awww ow what the hell! You’re hostile! What no no no!

score 7 · Answer 19 · 2021-11-14T16:31:55+00:00

Is it just me or do they look like they have the face of an anky

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2022-06-19T15:06:14+00:00

These things are wimps for magmasaurs if you ever built your base or gone to the hardest area on fjordur