It look more like a bearded dragon like what I have in real life up if I’m right about this.

Me: aww! Look! Soo cuuute! A widdle baby dwagon!

Thorny dragon:rar

Me: aaawwww! So adorable!

Me: hmmm… on second thought it doesn’t look like a dragon. More like a porcupine armadillo hybrid.

Thorny dragon: ROOOAAAARRRR

me: I TAKE IT BACK HAVE MERCY

They are just soooooo cute I just tamed one and named it sand slash

Is it me or does this thing say relish in game?

Real men would knock this out with a Thorny Dragon...

Wait

The baby thorny dragons are so cute

They have huge eyes

They have a huge head

And a small body

They look cute until you accidentally hit one with your flyer then it try’s to murder you XD

This is cute - OH GOD ITS GOJIRA

How does it eat the kibble you forcefully shove down its mouth if it don’t have any teeth, this creature should really invest in some dentures.

Me: OMG ITS A BIG LIZARD, I WANT TO PET IT.

Thorny dragon: who does this little piece of crap think he is?

Me: why would a lizard be har… HOLY SH#T RUN RUN RUN!

Thorny dragon: COME OVER HERE B#TCH!

Server: player was killed by level 99999 thorny dragon.

Me thinking these were small because I was still on the island I was rong

There cute till they put you to sleep. So have fun staring ibto the eyes and die at the same time because you can't move

Titanoboa: I'm the most annoying creature in ark survival

Thorny dragon has joined the chat

Titanoboa has left the chat

This dude looks like he’s saying I am death FEAR ME

(this is what mine be like if theirs a carno near by)

So you have chosen...death

*Lvl 5 carno dies in 30 seconds*

*Me getting happy that my lvl 31 survived the battle*

I just got scorched earth on switch and was so exited about the new dinos. I found thorny boy by the green obelisk. I walk up to him, completely obscured to the fact it’s aggressive, and look him in the eye and DIE.

All you really need is 1 friend and 1 bola

*Me* putting stone in its inv

My friend: dude wyd

Me: improvising

My friend: for what and how

Me: well if someone attacks us and we don't have turrets ;) you get my drift don't you

I asked all my cousins what they thought about that lizard and one of them said the spiky ball of lizard with the rage of 1000 Suns do not be fooled by its cuteness. It will murder you. He said it so dramatically. I’m kind of scared now. Help me.

It's beautiful, I've looked at it for hours now.