Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.
More Thorny Dragon Funny Tips
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
This is just a pet that u can get but 50 times bigger
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, youβll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, βThere there little guy. Daddyβs here.β is not a effective way to tame this creature
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I donβt have teeth you dimwit
Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory
Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory