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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like…

Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.
More Thorny Dragon Funny Tips
When you first spawn in but u see on of these bad bois follow the steps b3llow to survive
1.beg for mercy
2.run away
3.jump off the nearby cliff to escape the dragon
4.hit the up arrow if you think wildcard should make these things fly
Looks like my obese bearded dragon.
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
Oh they're kinda cute
*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*
F!@#$
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, youβll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Why is there a thorny dragon kibble for mobile but there's no thorny dragon
what the f@#'/
Up for us poor mobile players
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I donβt have teeth you dimwit
If it's a thorny dragon...why does it have no wings???
The greatest mystery of all time..