Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.
More Thorny Dragon Funny Tips
Me see one it is after me me run run run then me go’s night night me died why’s i thought you were cute but you were not
Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory
Me: see it
It: stares me down
Me: gets trapped in its cuteness
Me: goes to snuggle it
It: POISON DAGGER ATTACK!!!
Me: gets nocked out
It: time to die
Me: this is the 16th time
It: stares me down
Me: gets trapped in its cuteness
Me: goes to snuggle it
It: POISON DAGGER ATTACK!!!
Me: gets nocked out
It: time to die
Me: this is the 16th time
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
