Adorable as they are douchebags, they will pester you will narcotic-like shooting spines if you get in their personal space.
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
Oh they're kinda cute
*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*
This is just a pet that u can get but 50 times bigger
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit
Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.