Do you want a boss killer ? Well I got you , first we need too prepare !

Firstly , get your tranq equipment , tranq darts , arrows and shocking tranqs work the best in my opinion ( use toxicant arrows if on mobile ) also , I would suggest bringing good weapons to shoot the tranqs out of a mastercraft or ascendant work best

You can use a trap if you want but it’s not needed if you have ok stam and speed , Rex’s aren’t the fastest of creatures .

Now that you have everything ready it’s time to find a good Rex ! You can find them almost everywhere from my experiences.

Now if you don’t use a trap all you gotta do it’s play ring around the Rosie . Once knocked out feed prime , mutton or there desired kibble and then boom ! You have yourself an boss killing machine

Point to the sky if this was useful :)

I made mine a saddle then ran into an aquatic beast. I was at the deepest point of ark and had a life vest just in case I ran into this exact scenario. I let go and started to float. Still floating.

— plastic bag

Is ark the best game ever ?????????????????

ITS NOTHING LIKE A GiGa IT IS A NEW FINO NOT A GIGA RESKIN!!!!!!!!

I am arthro

I will spit

I break your armor

Every bit

I live in caves

I monch your base

My back is hard

I have ugly face

I crawl around

And cause you pain

From going into caves

You will refrain

I am arthro

I will spit

I break your armor

In a single hit.

-arthro song!- like for more! Or I’ll just make them anyways 😊 sry I didn’t do an argy song, can’t make a good one

Let’s make a new creature for the ark fans I was thinking exotic.

Ok!

Make it look like a pink frog with long toes

Mhm!

Then make it’s eyes look like chewed bubble gum

What??

Then make it laser eyes

I’m lost…

Then make it super rare and hard to find

Sure…

and make it super fast, then the health of a Rex

What?! But it’s a frog - -

Then make it tame able

Oh! Sure.

Then we need a name for it.

It’s eyes look like birthday balloons for a kindergartner…

Ah! Gloon.

Balloon? Gloon? Did it reference off of that?

No. It’s just probably something a kindergartner would say.

— plastic bag

If you want to tame one of these, but can not locate one, and have good directional hearing, these are it’s approximate voicelines:

Idle/Wandering: OH-HUH-HUH-OH-HUH!

Idle/Wandering 2: OOH-HAH-ARGH.

Upon being tamed/waking up after sleeping: (low pitched) HOO-HO-HU-HA-HAH!

Scared: TAH! WUH- WUH!

Dead: AGH!

This happened during Covid so Rockwell couldn’t show up to the fight he did a zoom call instead

My friends have started a religion on our server, And it's badass. It's called Dodoism and every month we kidnap a chosen victim, knock him out and let the dodo do the rest.

However, I'm usually the victim.

If you dont tame it with kibble you can catch up on some netflix shows of yours :).

K umm second chapter to compys mysterys

I slightly change my writing style

The allosaurus roared as the three backed away, closer to the cliff and the water fall

"BlueTalon" MoonTail said " I hope you never understand the words coming out of my mouth right now". She turned toward the large carnovore " BY ORDER OF THE 7 TALONS I COMMAND YOU TO STOP" yelled MoonTail.

Firefly was making a loud noise that was ear breaking. "Umm grrrr? Dont make me come over there mr. Allo, have you seen my teeth? Said firefly.

The huge dinosaur cast a grim glance at BlueTalon that made her scales crawl.

With one swift movement the allosaurus knoked her out.

She had no idea how much time had passed, but when she woke up, instead of her friends, BlueTalon saw a pack of microraptors.

"My name is nightTalon" said one coming up beside her.

"NightTalon, this young compy has no buisiness with peasents like you" said a commanding, gruff voice.

"Sorry, sir" replied NightTalon, "I am SilverScar, leader of this village of microraptors". BlueTalon let out a gasp, MoonTail had told her of a village of microraptors that inhabited an abandoned bunch of buildings left by

hoo-mans. This was that village. MoonTail had also told her that if anything were to happen to MoonTail, the microraptors would find her. "No... no... this can't be happening" gasped BlueTalon.

SilverScar left BlueTalon in a hut made of wood, not long after NightTalon came in.

"Umm... this may sound weird" BlueTalon began "But do you know what the seven talons are?" "Hmmm... someone shouted it while I was being attacked by a weird, small and spiky bronto.

Just then, a small voice started screaming "THEIF, THEIF SOMEDINO STOLE THE ELEMENT"

The two rushed to the scene, and SilverScar was already there.

He turned sharply to BlueTalon"YOU! I should have never trusted an outsider in the first place!

SilverScar lifted his talons dangerously "both of you are too dangerous to be left alive"

He was about to strike when a giant brownish spike laned in SilverScars neck.

Just caught two of these beastly animals today with my son. The best way to capture one is three metal signs in the form of a triangle with a bear trap in the middle of it. Lay the first two metal sign down in a 90 degree angle and put the bear (large one) trap in the middle. Get the megatherium to follow you into the bear trap, and put the third sign on the outside of the animal. Tranq it up and vola you have a Megatherium.

These guys are everywhere in Valguero. My friend and I were gathering resources when I saw them I ran and remembered Ark's loading screen had a tip that said "You don't have to run faster then the dinos you just have to run faster then your friend" so I used my bola in my hotbar and got my friend. Moral of the story get bolas lots of them

When simply crossing a river, a lvl 85 killed me and my 9 raptors. I was coming back from hunting with this raptor pack, shredding paracers, therizinosaurs, and other very strong creatures. All it took was one bary in water to just stun lock all 9 of them to death, and they couldn’t fight back. I respawned and managed to kill the bary on land with my Iguanadon, a quick and easy fight, took it out in a few hits.. The difference between land and water with these guys is insane. That water stun is no joke😭😭😭 I can’t even be mad, but Rest in Peace to Scamp, Atronach, Pyro, Smiley, Hectic, Raptor, Raptor, Raptor, and Raptor.

This is a little expensive but, I tamed one in a box by tranqin it when it woke it was calm and I was able to follow it around the box and pet it. Hope this helps

They eat berries after tame :) if anyone wondering

Soooo a quetzal can pick up a stego but not a gallimimus.... 🤔