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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the corrupted master controller? Funny corrupted master controller jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-11-29T17:29:34+00:00

Hmm, let’s check how popular my tips are. Hmm… 101 POINTS FOR MY MASTER CONTROLLER FUNNY TIP?! HOLY DODOS! IT REALLY IS WEIRD IT CANT BREAK THATCH!

score 104 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-13T15:35:57+00:00

Bruh. He’s the Child of Rockwell and Thanos, and he’s the final boss of genesis 1, but he can’t even break thatch!? Up if this is weird

score 77 · Answer 3 · 2022-07-27T05:56:31+00:00

Really easy tame! Grab some mejoberries, a bola and a slingshot!

score 143 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-08T01:54:29+00:00

Remmber when ark used to be about dinos? Yeah me neither lol

score 107 · Answer 5 · 2020-08-19T23:27:18+00:00

Dang son, Rockwell has a baby with thanos

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2023-08-27T03:05:31+00:00

So its a super powerful AI that has almost complete control over the simulation… but it can’t even break thatch.

Logic? Where did you go?

score 57 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-22T21:50:42+00:00

Looks like megatron…

More words

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2023-09-17T12:36:59+00:00

He a decepticon come t destroy all but thatch

score 46 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-23T01:34:45+00:00

How to die

1:leave every thing at home but your worst pterodactyl

2:fly to this boss battle

3:prep for pterodactyl to die

4:put pterodactyl on agro

5:land in boss battle

6: get off pterodactyl

7: get devoured

score 18 · Answer 10 · 2022-12-19T23:06:00+00:00

Me and my degenerate friends: YOU MAY BE THE MASTER OF ALL BAD MEMES, BUT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ONE THING… OUR LAST POWER…

*turns on radio and puts in CD*

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY

NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE

NEVER GONNA HIGH TAIL YOU AND DESERT YOU!

This boi: What the f-

*explodes from the cringeiness of the rickroll*

Me and my gang of degenerates: Another day, another bad meme on dododex.

Oh my gosh I suck

But it feels so GOOD

Charmer✨

score 14 · Answer 11 · 2023-02-25T21:42:59+00:00

This is just Rockwell cosplaying as Megatron

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-10T02:27:21+00:00

This Optimus prime robot head literally kills anything it gets in its way. I THOUGHT AUTO BOTS WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-11-12T03:05:06+00:00

Destroy all deceptocons destroy all decepticons

score 55 · Answer 14 · 2020-09-06T05:29:03+00:00

Oh so that’s where Thanoses head ended up

score 24 · Answer 15 · 2022-06-22T19:33:09+00:00

Why don’t we ask Rockwell how he’s feeling instead of bashing all of his consciousness out with mythical creatures and Dino’s

score 48 · Answer 16 · 2020-10-12T22:56:30+00:00

If you don't want to know about the end of genisis part 1 don't scroll down...

Yo rockwell how is it going?

score 40 · Answer 17 · 2020-10-02T12:20:27+00:00

Waitin for a picture like.... 🙂🔫💯

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2023-07-19T20:29:35+00:00

He’s doing the rock face

score 24 · Answer 19 · 2021-08-23T13:33:25+00:00

This is not Rockwell more like robotwell

score 15 · Answer 20 · 2022-05-03T03:41:51+00:00

Who else immediately thought of Thanos as soon as you saw it?