What are some funny jokes or stories about the corrupted master controller? Funny corrupted master controller jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hmm, let’s check how popular my tips are. Hmm… 101 POINTS FOR MY MASTER CONTROLLER FUNNY TIP?! HOLY DODOS! IT REALLY IS WEIRD IT CANT BREAK THATCH!
Bruh. He’s the Child of Rockwell and Thanos, and he’s the final boss of genesis 1, but he can’t even break thatch!? Up if this is weird
Really easy tame! Grab some mejoberries, a bola and a slingshot!
Remmber when ark used to be about dinos? Yeah me neither lol
Dang son, Rockwell has a baby with thanos
So its a super powerful AI that has almost complete control over the simulation… but it can’t even break thatch.
Logic? Where did you go?
Looks like megatron…
He a decepticon come t destroy all but thatch
How to die
1:leave every thing at home but your worst pterodactyl
2:fly to this boss battle
3:prep for pterodactyl to die
4:put pterodactyl on agro
5:land in boss battle
6: get off pterodactyl
7: get devoured
Me and my degenerate friends: YOU MAY BE THE MASTER OF ALL BAD MEMES, BUT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ONE THING… OUR LAST POWER…
*turns on radio and puts in CD*
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA HIGH TAIL YOU AND DESERT YOU!
This boi: What the f-
*explodes from the cringeiness of the rickroll*
Me and my gang of degenerates: Another day, another bad meme on dododex.
Oh my gosh I suck
But it feels so GOOD
This is just Rockwell cosplaying as Megatron
This Optimus prime robot head literally kills anything it gets in its way. I THOUGHT AUTO BOTS WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Destroy all deceptocons destroy all decepticons
Oh so that’s where Thanoses head ended up
Why don’t we ask Rockwell how he’s feeling instead of bashing all of his consciousness out with mythical creatures and Dino’s
If you don't want to know about the end of genisis part 1 don't scroll down...
Yo rockwell how is it going?
Waitin for a picture like.... 🙂🔫💯
He’s doing the rock face
This is not Rockwell more like robotwell
Who else immediately thought of Thanos as soon as you saw it?