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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
“Omg! A Giga remake! I wanted bison! I’m going to cry on Dododex now!” - Half the people on Dododex right now
Seriously, stop acting like this. The carchar deserved this. It got second in BOTH votes, and honestly, just because it’s a large theropod doesn’t mean it’s a Giga remake. This thing is gonna be awesome.
- Mr Man
(Dev 1) we need a new Dino
(The dev with brain cells left) but we just made a whole new ma-
(Dev 1) SHUT UP
(Dev 1) make it like a Rex and giga hybrid
(Dino maker) ☑️
(The dev with brain cells left) isn’t that a little to overpowe-
(Dev 1) I SAID SHUT UP
( dev 1) make it savage as in it eats baby Dino’s
(The dev with brain cells left) NOW HOL UP NOW IM TAKING CHARGE
(The dev with brain cells left) *pushes dev 1 out of the chair*
(The dev with brain cells left) ok let’s keep dev 1,s idea and I will make a few different things
(The dev with brain cells left) ok make it REALLY big so u have to trap it
(Dino maker) ☑️
(The dev with brain cells left) ok now give it a super long and crazy name
(Dino maker) what about charcharodontosaures or carchar for short
(The dev with brain cells left) ok done now just add it in
(Dino maker) and….. done!
(Main dev)… I go on break for 5 minutes and y’all do THIS
(The dev with brain cells left) well u wanted a new Dino so we made one
(Main dev) eh can’t argue with that
These guys are actually very closely related to the Giga in real life and vice versa. So much so that it was even possible the Giga and Carch are under the same genus, though more complete remains are needed to prove this.
So if you see someone saying the Carch is a Giga knockoff, you know where they are coming from.