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Let’s make a new creature for the ark fans I was thinking exotic.

Ok!

Make it look like a pink frog with long toes

Mhm!

Then make it’s eyes look like chewed bubble gum

What??

Then make it laser eyes

I’m lost…

Then make it super rare and hard to find

Sure…

and make it super fast, then the health of a Rex

What?! But it’s a frog - -

Then make it tame able

Oh! Sure.

Then we need a name for it.

It’s eyes look like birthday balloons for a kindergartner…

Ah! Gloon.

Balloon? Gloon? Did it reference off of that?

No. It’s just probably something a kindergartner would say.

— plastic bag

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