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Let’s make a new creature for the ark fans I was thinking exotic.

Ok!

Make it look like a pink frog with long toes

Mhm!

Then make it’s eyes look like chewed bubble gum

What??

Then make it laser eyes

I’m lost…

Then make it super rare and hard to find

Sure…

and make it super fast, then the health of a Rex

What?! But it’s a frog - -

Then make it tame able

Oh! Sure.

Then we need a name for it.

It’s eyes look like birthday balloons for a kindergartner…

Ah! Gloon.

Balloon? Gloon? Did it reference off of that?

No. It’s just probably something a kindergartner would say.

— plastic bag

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I read this as gloom, me: da heck, Ganondorf in ARK now?

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it kinda looks like chewed bubblegum

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It’s a goofy looking frog lizard. Need I say more?

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Dear dear gloon

You look like a balloon

You look weird

I like to imagine you with a beard

— plastic bag

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I misread it as goon instead of gloon

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Gloon. Gloon. WHY GLOON?

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I took a good look into its eyes..

🎶DUN DUN

or were it even eyes???

🎶DUN DUN

I was now very confused…

🎶DUN DUN

then I took one last good look at it…

🎶DUN DUN

then it killed me.

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I am gloon

I’m a balloon

And if u go near me.

You won’t see the next day to be happy

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Bro look like got controlled by gums

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I tamed one and I will think it is overpowered 😅

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