Dododex

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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2991 · Answer 1 · 2016-10-15T06:22:12+00:00

These are the most dominant species on ark they will devastate anything in their path. Be weary when engaging such a beast.

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2020-01-18T03:51:28+00:00

Dodo fight club anyone..........

That's a great Idea

score 2025 · Answer 3 · 2016-10-07T04:55:04+00:00

Pick it up
Then toss it up
Make sure your aim is true
Dodo basket ball

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2020-01-17T16:52:07+00:00

This is the strongest Dino/boss in the game, don’t let it fool you!🐓

score 73 · Answer 5 · 2019-11-24T14:15:11+00:00

Updoot if you want a tek dodo!I know I do!or...A ALPHA DODO!or even BETTER! A TEK ALPHA BOSS DODO!(updoot)

score 9 · Answer 6 · 2020-01-12T20:00:20+00:00

AMAZING BOSS BATTLE TIP:my dad takes our pack of dodos with him to fight in boss battles.ALSO THEY SHOULD MAKE A CORRUPTED DODO ON EXTINCTION

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2020-01-19T00:16:58+00:00

Just for fun I’m gonna tame a dodo and make it strong enough to kill a titan lol 😂

score 32 · Answer 8 · 2019-12-22T11:24:55+00:00

Dodowyvern anyone? Updoot If you want teh dodowyvern.

score 11 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-09T05:42:46+00:00

Get a rex, let em breed, kill a dragon before that, get their fire escense. Combine em. There you have it a Dodorex

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2020-01-18T18:03:39+00:00

List of builds to make on a server:
Dodo fight club
Bar run by dodos
Haunted house using taxidermy
Comedy house run by hyenadon

Updoot pls

score 20 · Answer 11 · 2019-12-29T10:43:19+00:00

Whoever called there dodo Clive is the gamingbeaver

score 30 · Answer 12 · 2019-12-17T07:35:23+00:00

I have a overpowered dodo called Clive...she killed a rex.and shes friends with a giga I tamed. Just proves how powerful and amazing dodos are.

Yes I know clive is a girl but so what? I wasnt starting again to make clive male!

score 1073 · Answer 13 · 2016-11-01T10:55:41+00:00

Dodos can 1 shot gigas

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2020-01-11T16:15:41+00:00

Nearly killed my op lvl 150000000 giga with a lvl 1 dodo

score 933 · Answer 15 · 2016-12-15T04:20:17+00:00

That moment when it's your first night and you hear something behind you...

score 738 · Answer 16 · 2017-07-02T10:18:17+00:00

My friends have started a religion on our server, And it's badass. It's called Dodoism and every month we kidnap a chosen victim, knock him out and let the dodo do the rest.

However, I'm usually the victim.

score 854 · Answer 17 · 2016-12-19T15:39:27+00:00

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When raiding with dodos
I kniw what to do
Strap a bomb to their beak
Throw it over a peak
Once it runs far...
Allah ackbar.....

Answer 18 · 2020-01-18T18:08:26+00:00

My first ark mobile tame,his name was Dudley...Still trying to get him a girlfriend

score 449 · Answer 19 · 2017-08-05T20:33:51+00:00

This will for sure get lost in the sea of "dodos will kill level 99999999 alpha dragons" and what not, but I read somewhere that some people had a Dodo fight club. Someone please make a video of something like this.