What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
We have a dodo named after one of our buddies who refuses to get ARK. It is a ritual to punch him everyday on our way out of the base.
1 like = one less dodo dying of dodo abuse( its a serious thing)
I can’t believe how nerfed he got. Used to be able to one shot dinos. Nope! Now it is just a bird.
These are the most dominant species on ark they will devastate anything in their path. Be weary when engaging such a beast.
Encountering this creature will mean your imminent death. If you want to take this you need a tek trap, as they can break metal. It can outrun almost all creatures. It will take approx. 350 shocking tranq darts for a level one and 1240 for a 180.
He smol and he cuute.
One up = 1 dodo tamed by me.
Endgame Dino. I highly suggest taming with a tribe it’s melee is very strong and has a high range. If u manage to somehow get one you can destroy the alpha tribe with ease. Goodluck though.
Pick it up
Then toss it up
Make sure your aim is true
Dodo basket ball
This is the best way to tame one of these guys
1 look at it
2 punch it
3 shove berry's down it’s throat
4 hold it and take it home
Up if it helped you
Am I the only one that thinks that dodos should be able to wear hats? I mean wouldn’t it be funny if a dodo could wear the dodo Wyvern mask? Lol.
When you encounter a dodo, do not look into its eyes! Slowly back away, pray to the dodo gods, and hope it didn't put you on its list of things to murder today.
Dodos can 1 shot gigas
In America you kill dodo in sovet Russia dodo kill you
That moment when it's your first night and you hear something behind you...
Updoot if you want a tek dodo!I know I do!or...A ALPHA DODO!or even BETTER! A TEK ALPHA BOSS DODO!
My friends have started a religion on our server, And it's badass. It's called Dodoism and every month we kidnap a chosen victim, knock him out and let the dodo do the rest.
However, I'm usually the victim.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When raiding with dodos
I kniw what to do
Strap a bomb to their beak
Throw it over a peak
Once it runs far...
My baby dodo wants dodo kibble for imprinting… guess I’ll cook up his baby brother still in the egg.
In Soviet Russia the dodo tames you