ARK Community: Too bad a titan is basicly an expensive, end-game raid tame.

Arthropluera: Hold my beer

Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!

Me: Thanks dude...

*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*

Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3

Me: *dies by dung beetle*

I am arthro

I will spit

I break your armor

Every bit

I live in caves

I monch your base

My back is hard

I have ugly face

I crawl around

And cause you pain

From going into caves

You will refrain

I am arthro

I will spit

I break your armor

In a single hit.

-arthro song!- like for more! Or I’ll just make them anyways 😊 sry I didn’t do an argy song, can’t make a good one

He protect

He attack

But most importantly

Goodbye flak

Me: nothing can destroy tek

Arthropluera: I’m about to end this mans whole career

Hippity hoppity your equipment is their property.

Pentagon

Hexagon

Heptagon

Octagon

UrArmorGon

Fun fact. Arthropleara was a herbivore. Thanks ark.

"non violent" tame.......i feel like that could have been worded slightly different.

I don’t think Dora wold like to explorea the cave this is in😕😕😕

He protecc

He attac

But most of all

You’re basically invincible when you’re on his bacc.

If I get 3000 likes I will tame two and fight a giga with them

-Ripasaurus

You could say he hates 'protection'.

This app is inaccurate... it says it can damage wood and thatch... what about every backup set of armor we bring with us?

My ascendant flak : UNLIMITED DEFENSE

Random arthro in the center cave : Your free trial of living has ended.

Me : 🙃

My armor: you can’t defeat me

Spider: I know but thing with no gender can

Artho: SUP BOOI

Arthro rap

Im not a bird, im not a duck!

When you see me in da cave all you be sayin is “f**k!”

My bite be strong

Can i see yo tek?

Well you just did something wrong

Now, where yo tek?

Ill find it in a sec!

The megalosaurus scared of me

And i hope you too, ill make you pee!

If you hear me in yo room tonight

Renember im always spelunkers kryptonite.

Chewing up yo tek yeah right

Think then, gonna end yo night

Cause im an arthro

But not the hair style!

And then im gonna throw you in the nile!

ATHRO SONG fly your quetzal up if you like.

Passive tame? Really ark I would of worded that...differently. here's my version:

The arthropluera is a aggressive tame and must be tamed with spoiled meat there is barely variation on what it eats .the most effective item for taming is for some unknown reason broth of enlightenment and will tame it in approximately 31 seconds.to knock it out is a simple process of using tranquilizer arrows with a bow.this cave creature defends itself by using a liquid that destroys armor of any type.

Have fun taming this thing and plz updoot.UwU

Punched one of these to death in cave of the clever while being pursued by a megalosaurus. I’m a real man.

Artha:nice armor you got there

Me:thanks!

Artha:it would be a shame if…I don’t know..if someone spit on it

Me:wait ur a-

(You died to a level 129 Artha)

Me: 👁️👄👁️ *smashes computer*