(Artho) ayyy nice ascend flak you got there

(Artho) mind if I get a quick bite?

(Me) sure

(Me) HOL UP WAIT WHA-

Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!

Me: Thanks dude...

*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*

Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3

Me: *dies by dung beetle*

Fun fact. Arthropleara was a herbivore. Thanks ark.

Arthro rap

Im not a bird, im not a duck!

When you see me in da cave all you be sayin is “f**k!”

My bite be strong

Can i see yo tek?

Well you just did something wrong

Now, where yo tek?

Ill find it in a sec!

The megalosaurus scared of me

And i hope you too, ill make you pee!

If you hear me in yo room tonight

Renember im always spelunkers kryptonite.

Chewing up yo tek yeah right

Think then, gonna end yo night

Cause im an arthro

But not the hair style!

And then im gonna throw you in the nile!

ATHRO SONG fly your quetzal up if you like.

Imagine how many jordans would this guy need…

Me: Whats that thing?

Ark: Your armor was destroyed

Me:?

Ark: you died to Satan lvl 16

Also commonly known as, WHERE'S MY ARMOR, AAAHHHH MY LEG, WTF, and my favorite Dick melter 3000

This things a Literal Sex Offender. It rips off your clothes and It'll Get any Armour off. Ya'll Be watchin' out for this guy he probably works with the Reapers.

Better than any girlfriend, this baby I’ll take your cloths right off for you.

One day, a dilo, scorpion and titanoboa got really drunk...

Just me?

They are like nude worms... Keeps the armor of

Skidoo skidoken, ur riots now ✨bRoKeN✨

Jfkhydhghhgb honey hg

👌

i don't know how practical it would be, but i think it'd be funny if you could attach multiple saddles to this thing. my boy long john looks big enough to fit three or four riders!

This idiot killed my 150 reaper baby I was pregnant with because it destroyed my hazard suit 😭😭😭

caves are easy to run, they said

Bro look at its eyes, ima poop my pants tonight😐

Arthropleura be like

No gender

Only legs

If you are have the balls to get close it either really brave or really retarded

First time I saw this thing I thought it was a titanboa then it came closer

Me: oh what the f##k is that