I am a stegosaurus.
Stegosaurus
Jokes and funny moments about the Stegosaurus from ARK players.
I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend
I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Why oh why my useless tool,
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...
Me: *sees bronto*
My friend: hey look it's a-
The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS
I am a steg-O-saurus
Ok I’ll leave
I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friend’s baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fred’s face. Fred is the master of all…
I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friend’s baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fred’s face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fred’s doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fred’s order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos don’t have opposable thumbs.
Just figured it out now and I love that the Tek variant changes colour based on the mode:
Light Blue(cyan) heavy plate
Light Yellow sharpened plate
Darker Yellow hardened plate
I named mine #LegoMyStego.🙃🙃🙃🙃
Trike: Who are you?
Stego: I’m you but better.
Stego: I'm SPIKY! Anky: No. I have spikes. you have plates.Stego: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Got a 180 female stegosaurus. A micro raptor came into the scene. I don’t wanna talk about it.
The chart is right, I just killed a level 108 with a slingshot.
All female steps have a genetic defect.
They lay their eggs upside down
Proven fact.
-Moon
So i was walking down the beach with my army if compys and i see a tree(stego) so i walk over and hit it.....and next thing ya know......my compys are dead.....im dead.....and the stego.... oh he probably found my base R.I.P compys:lil nugget,minto the 20th, fist eater, jake a…
So i was walking down the beach with my army if compys and i see a tree(stego) so i walk over and hit it.....and next thing ya know......my compys are dead.....im dead.....and the stego.... oh he probably found my base R.I.P compys:lil nugget,minto the 20th, fist eater, jake a snake, killer of your child, death munch, goopy mushy mama,nippy, get ripped, jube jube, 😢😢😢
Imagine you had a velociraptor then your velociraptor attacked a stegosaur then the stegosaurus literally smacked your velociraptor and your raptor literally went flying
raptor:"I Believe I can fly I believe I could touch the sky"
carno: oo a human to murder, only one stego-
The other stegos: you forgot smth?
Carno: OH FLIP-
Thats why stegos are the anti carno and raptor protection service :D
If its tek name it The Scientific Technological Efficiency Gathering Operator or S.T.E.G.O for short (couldn't fit this in name ideas)
One time I was taming a lvl 70 and it happened for me to run out of tranqs so I just walked back to my base and casually walked back with it still aggroed
Gimme 40 acre an I'll turn this rig around