I am a stegosaurus.

I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend

Dude these guys do lay egg! You just have to find a female

Why oh why my useless tool,

Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,

To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,

So much required, for so very little...

I AM A STEGOSAURUS

Me: *sees bronto*

My friend: hey look it's a-

The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS

I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friend’s baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fred’s face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fred’s doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fred’s order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos don’t have opposable thumbs.

I am a steg-O-saurus

Ok I’ll leave

It worked! My Time Machine work— I am a stegosaurus.

Trike: Who are you?

Stego: I’m you but better.

I named mine #LegoMyStego.🙃🙃🙃🙃

Stego: I'm SPIKY! Anky: No. I have spikes. you have plates.Stego: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

All female steps have a genetic defect.

They lay their eggs upside down

Proven fact.

-Moon

Got a 180 female stegosaurus. A micro raptor came into the scene. I don’t wanna talk about it.

carno: oo a human to murder, only one stego-

The other stegos: you forgot smth?

Carno: OH FLIP-

Thats why stegos are the anti carno and raptor protection service :D

The chart is right, I just killed a level 108 with a slingshot.

So i was walking down the beach with my army if compys and i see a tree(stego) so i walk over and hit it.....and next thing ya know......my compys are dead.....im dead.....and the stego.... oh he probably found my base R.I.P compys:lil nugget,minto the 20th, fist eater, jake a snake, killer of your child, death munch, goopy mushy mama,nippy, get ripped, jube jube, 😢😢😢

The new mobile version shows a thing where the stego does an emote - papa the mouse if ya no ya no

If its tek name it The Scientific Technological Efficiency Gathering Operator or S.T.E.G.O for short (couldn't fit this in name ideas)

Why does everyone say I am a stegosaurus!

I DONT GET IT

Is-is-is my l-life a lie?

A LIE