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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the stegosaurus? Funny stegosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 507 · Answer 1 · 2017-01-30T18:19:17+00:00

I am a stegosaurus.

score 392 · Answer 2 · 2016-10-09T19:03:47+00:00

Why oh why my useless tool,

Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,

To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,

So much required, for so very little...

score 310 · Answer 3 · 2017-07-05T09:19:11+00:00

I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2021-10-07T19:30:05+00:00

I found one stuck in some trees so I put I spiked wall behind it and I slingshotted it

score 153 · Answer 5 · 2018-07-18T17:05:43+00:00

I AM A STEGOSAURUS

score 42 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-14T21:51:23+00:00

Me: *sees bronto*

My friend: hey look it's a-

The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS

score 44 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-13T04:22:10+00:00

I named mine #LegoMyStego.🙃🙃🙃🙃

score 37 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-11T22:44:55+00:00

I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friend’s baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fred’s face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fred’s doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fred’s order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos don’t have opposable thumbs.

score 94 · Answer 9 · 2018-01-14T13:59:37+00:00

I am a steg-O-saurus

Ok I’ll leave

score 34 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-21T07:05:14+00:00

Got a 180 female stegosaurus. A micro raptor came into the scene. I don’t wanna talk about it.

score 91 · Answer 11 · 2017-11-21T21:00:05+00:00

Stego: I'm SPIKY! Anky: No. I have spikes. you have plates.Stego: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-17T15:22:49+00:00

I wanted to take an egg and just let it chase me but before I got the egg I litter a supply crate then picked up the egg the stego was right there but I was carry too heavy loot and it just whipped my a*s as I walked to my icthyasaurous🥲

score 59 · Answer 13 · 2018-02-14T23:24:55+00:00

So i was walking down the beach with my army if compys and i see a tree(stego) so i walk over and hit it.....and next thing ya know......my compys are dead.....im dead.....and the stego.... oh he probably found my base R.I.P compys:lil nugget,minto the 20th, fist eater, jake a snake, killer of your child, death munch, goopy mushy mama,nippy, get ripped, jube jube, 😢😢😢

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2021-07-04T16:43:53+00:00

I was today years old when my carno and I found out stegosaurus drop prime meat

score 64 · Answer 15 · 2017-07-13T17:08:39+00:00

The chart is right, I just killed a level 108 with a slingshot.

score 16 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-12T13:52:06+00:00

Why does everyone say I am a stegosaurus!

I DONT GET IT

Is-is-is my l-life a lie?

A LIE

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-30T00:04:23+00:00

Sarcos cannot kill me

For I have over 2000 health

score 15 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-28T02:35:58+00:00

Lvl 174 step with 15600 food -_- dead asf

score 33 · Answer 19 · 2018-05-13T03:40:56+00:00

Gimme 40 acre an I'll turn this rig around

score 33 · Answer 20 · 2018-05-13T03:40:56+00:00

Gimme 40 acre an I'll turn this rig around