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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the stegosaurus? Funny stegosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 428 · Answer 1 · 2017-01-30T18:19:17+00:00

I am a stegosaurus.

score 359 · Answer 2 · 2016-10-09T19:03:47+00:00

Why oh why my useless tool,
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...

score 248 · Answer 3 · 2017-07-05T09:19:11+00:00

I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend

score 23 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-13T04:22:10+00:00

I named mine #LegoMyStego.🙃🙃🙃🙃

score 16 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-21T07:05:14+00:00

Got a 180 female stegosaurus. A micro raptor came into the scene. I don’t wanna talk about it.

score 8 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-11T22:44:55+00:00

I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friend’s baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fred’s face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fred’s doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fred’s order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos don’t have opposable thumbs.

score 121 · Answer 7 · 2018-07-18T17:05:43+00:00

I AM A STEGOSAURUS

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2020-08-26T02:51:39+00:00

I live on herbivore island,
Seeing upside-down stego eggs is a daily thing

score 7 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-12T13:52:06+00:00

Why does everyone say I am a stegosaurus!
I DONT GET IT
Is-is-is my l-life a lie?
A LIE

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2020-06-19T19:34:44+00:00

Me: oooo a level 40 stegosaurus(high for my server) (midway through the tame) I watch a spino rip apart my base with hundreds of metal hello darkness my old friend

score 84 · Answer 11 · 2018-01-14T13:59:37+00:00

I am a steg-O-saurus

Ok I’ll leave

score 84 · Answer 12 · 2017-11-21T21:00:05+00:00

Stego: I'm SPIKY! Anky: No. I have spikes. you have plates.Stego: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

score 12 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-28T02:35:58+00:00

Lvl 174 step with 15600 food -_- dead asf

score 54 · Answer 14 · 2018-02-14T23:24:55+00:00

So i was walking down the beach with my army if compys and i see a tree(stego) so i walk over and hit it.....and next thing ya know......my compys are dead.....im dead.....and the stego.... oh he probably found my base R.I.P compys:lil nugget,minto the 20th, fist eater, jake a snake, killer of your child, death munch, goopy mushy mama,nippy, get ripped, jube jube, 😢😢😢

score 9 · Answer 15 · 2020-03-22T03:42:15+00:00

When i went to a blue supply drop i found an ascendant saddle for this big idiot and found him swimming on nothing

score 58 · Answer 16 · 2017-07-13T17:08:39+00:00

The chart is right, I just killed a level 108 with a slingshot.

score 30 · Answer 17 · 2018-05-13T03:40:56+00:00

Gimme 40 acre an I'll turn this rig around

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-14T01:25:57+00:00

FRED KILLED MY SARCO! :(
bulli...

score 33 · Answer 19 · 2017-09-21T10:38:43+00:00

One time I was taming a lvl 70 and it happened for me to run out of tranqs so I just walked back to my base and casually walked back with it still aggroed

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2020-08-11T00:48:30+00:00

I have a trike named dan and a stegosaurus named trayaurus