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What are some funny jokes or stories about the stegosaurus? Funny stegosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am a stegosaurus.
Why oh why my useless tool,
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...
I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend
Me: *sees bronto*
My friend: hey look it's a-
The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS
My friend: hey look it's a-
The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS
I AM A STEGOSAURUS
I named mine #LegoMyStego.ππππ
I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friendβs baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fredβs face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fredβs doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fredβs order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos donβt have opposable thumbs.
Got a 180 female stegosaurus. A micro raptor came into the scene. I donβt wanna talk about it.
I am a steg-O-saurus
Ok Iβll leave
Ok Iβll leave
Stego: I'm SPIKY! Anky: No. I have spikes. you have plates.Stego: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I wanted a stegosaurus and I found a Halloween stego that was only bones, and I shot it with tranq arrows so I could tame it, turns out. You have to kill it and then get the skin. Iβm lvl 60 btwπ
I AM A STEGOSAURAS !! If you get that your a beast
So i was walking down the beach with my army if compys and i see a tree(stego) so i walk over and hit it.....and next thing ya know......my compys are dead.....im dead.....and the stego.... oh he probably found my base R.I.P compys:lil nugget,minto the 20th, fist eater, jake a snake, killer of your child, death munch, goopy mushy mama,nippy, get ripped, jube jube, π’π’π’
Why does everyone say I am a stegosaurus!
I DONT GET IT
Is-is-is my l-life a lie?
A LIE
I DONT GET IT
Is-is-is my l-life a lie?
A LIE
The chart is right, I just killed a level 108 with a slingshot.
Lvl 174 step with 15600 food -_- dead asf
Me: oooo a level 40 stegosaurus(high for my server) (midway through the tame) I watch a spino rip apart my base with hundreds of metal hello darkness my old friend
I live on herbivore island,
Seeing upside-down stego eggs is a daily thing
Seeing upside-down stego eggs is a daily thing
When i went to a blue supply drop i found an ascendant saddle for this big idiot and found him swimming on nothing
Ark: we gave these creatures tlc so far. Rex trike saber proc spino para and some others.
Wildcard: can we ad stego and mammoth tlc too?
Ark:ok we will make stego too complex and make it a despised mentor with plates.
Wildcard: what about mammoth?
Ark: we will make him mor chonk and allow him to use its trunk!
Wildcard: can we ad stego and mammoth tlc too?
Ark:ok we will make stego too complex and make it a despised mentor with plates.
Wildcard: what about mammoth?
Ark: we will make him mor chonk and allow him to use its trunk!