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What are some funny jokes or stories about the stegosaurus? Funny stegosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friend’s baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fred’s face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fred’s doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fred’s order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos don’t have opposable thumbs.
I was fighting a spunk and it was about to die and I died when I respawned it was dead so I began collecting my stuff
(The spino was in my base)
Lord and behold when I was in my base
It said
"Stego has been killed"
The thing had more food than it could dream off
It was off water
And it had full health when it was fighting the spino
The spino even had 100 up only
How and why did the stego die bru
So i was walking down the beach with my army if compys and i see a tree(stego) so i walk over and hit it.....and next thing ya know......my compys are dead.....im dead.....and the stego.... oh he probably found my base R.I.P compys:lil nugget,minto the 20th, fist eater, jake a snake, killer of your child, death munch, goopy mushy mama,nippy, get ripped, jube jube, 😢😢😢