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What are some funny jokes or stories about the stegosaurus? Funny stegosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 372 · Answer 1 · 2017-01-30T18:19:17+00:00

I am a stegosaurus.

score 327 · Answer 2 · 2016-10-09T19:03:47+00:00

Why oh why my useless tool,
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...

score 200 · Answer 3 · 2017-07-05T09:19:11+00:00

I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend

score 80 · Answer 4 · 2018-07-18T17:05:43+00:00

I AM A STEGOSAURUS

Upvote if you get the joke

Answer 5 · 2020-01-13T20:42:07+00:00

Goodness, plz stop with the asdf movie jokes (I’m not telling u to stop,continue if u like)

score 65 · Answer 6 · 2018-01-14T13:59:37+00:00

I am a steg-O-saurus

Ok I’ll leave

Answer 7 · 2020-01-11T06:14:43+00:00

Apparently these things are aquatic. A glitch caused one to spawn in my world in the water. Last I checked, he was walking around below the shoreline, talking to the fishies. Weirdest thing I have seen in this game so far

score 66 · Answer 8 · 2017-11-21T21:00:05+00:00

Stego: I'm SPIKY! Anky: No. I have spikes. you have plates.Stego: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

score 48 · Answer 9 · 2018-02-14T23:24:55+00:00

So i was walking down the beach with my army if compys and i see a tree(stego) so i walk over and hit it.....and next thing ya know......my compys are dead.....im dead.....and the stego.... oh he probably found my base R.I.P compys:lil nugget,minto the 20th, fist eater, jake a snake, killer of your child, death munch, goopy mushy mama,nippy, get ripped, jube jube, 😢😢😢

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-02T04:57:07+00:00

I found a yellow and red tekste, you wouldn't believe what I named it, Iron Steg

score 51 · Answer 11 · 2017-07-13T17:08:39+00:00

The chart is right, I just killed a level 108 with a slingshot.

score 26 · Answer 12 · 2018-05-13T03:40:56+00:00

Gimme 40 acre an I'll turn this rig around

score 17 · Answer 13 · 2018-07-24T23:01:52+00:00

I live at the Hidden Lake in single player mode, i was flying around Far’s Peak and I saw two stegos at the base of the mountain, one of their level’s was 7, the other one’s level was 11.
7 1 1

score 27 · Answer 14 · 2017-09-21T10:38:43+00:00

One time I was taming a lvl 70 and it happened for me to run out of tranqs so I just walked back to my base and casually walked back with it still aggroed

score 14 · Answer 15 · 2018-07-14T16:12:46+00:00

It’s tail is made of legos

score 15 · Answer 16 · 2018-05-05T08:47:39+00:00

Got an ascendant saddle for the stego.... Welp, battle stego sqaud inbound!!!

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2019-05-29T01:12:53+00:00

I AM A STEGOSAURUS

(adsf movie reference)

score 11 · Answer 18 · 2018-09-25T07:04:35+00:00

If its tek name it The Scientific Technological Efficiency Gathering Operator or S.T.E.G.O for short (couldn't fit this in name ideas)

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2019-08-21T04:16:17+00:00

IM A STEGOSAURUS (heres ur extra words)

score 7 · Answer 20 · 2018-10-28T19:55:29+00:00

If u can walk through the map with a level 1 stego...Ill give u my house and everything i own