I am a stegosaurus.

Why oh why my useless tool,
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...

I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend

I AM A STEGOSAURUS

Upvote if you get the joke

Stego: I'm SPIKY! Anky: No. I have spikes. you have plates.Stego: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I am a steg-O-saurus

Ok I’ll leave

The chart is right, I just killed a level 108 with a slingshot.

So i was walking down the beach with my army if compys and i see a tree(stego) so i walk over and hit it.....and next thing ya know......my compys are dead.....im dead.....and the stego.... oh he probably found my base R.I.P compys:lil nugget,minto the 20th, fist eater, jake a snake, killer of your child, death munch, goopy mushy mama,nippy, get ripped, jube jube, 😢😢😢

One time I was taming a lvl 70 and it happened for me to run out of tranqs so I just walked back to my base and casually walked back with it still aggroed

Gimme 40 acre an I'll turn this rig around

I live at the Hidden Lake in single player mode, i was flying around Far’s Peak and I saw two stegos at the base of the mountain, one of their level’s was 7, the other one’s level was 11.
7 1 1

Got an ascendant saddle for the stego.... Welp, battle stego sqaud inbound!!!

It’s tail is made of legos

If its tek name it The Scientific Technological Efficiency Gathering Operator or S.T.E.G.O for short (couldn't fit this in name ideas)

It hurts to sit on
I did and I had no butt after

If u can walk through the map with a level 1 stego...Ill give u my house and everything i own

I was taming a stegosaurus and it was 99% tamed then a saber tooth comes along and kills it..........

Ok...so I’m fighting off maganeura with my pike until THIS GOD DANG THINGS TAIL SEINGS IN MY WAY CAUSING ME TO HIT IT ON ACCIDENT THEN IT GET MAD AND MURDERS ME

He’s not a stegosaurus he’s a brontosaurus

I AM A STEGOSAURUS


(adsf movie reference)