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What are some funny jokes or stories about the stegosaurus? Funny stegosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 480 · Answer 1 · 2017-01-30T18:19:17+00:00

I am a stegosaurus.

score 325 · Answer 2 · 2017-07-05T09:19:11+00:00

I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend

score 266 · Answer 3 · 2016-10-09T19:03:47+00:00

Why oh why my useless tool,

Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,

To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,

So much required, for so very little...

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2023-06-18T16:52:03+00:00

Won't my spaghetti fall off?

score 163 · Answer 5 · 2018-07-18T17:05:43+00:00

I AM A STEGOSAURUS

score 83 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-14T21:51:23+00:00

Me: *sees bronto*

My friend: hey look it's a-

The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS

score 24 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-05T03:59:56+00:00

Trike: Who are you?

Stego: I’m you but better.

score 19 · Answer 8 · 2022-11-13T03:23:54+00:00

carno: oo a human to murder, only one stego-

The other stegos: you forgot smth?

Carno: OH FLIP-

Thats why stegos are the anti carno and raptor protection service :D

score 18 · Answer 9 · 2022-11-08T21:32:23+00:00

All female steps have a genetic defect.

They lay their eggs upside down

Proven fact.

-Moon

score 108 · Answer 10 · 2018-01-14T13:59:37+00:00

I am a steg-O-saurus

Ok I’ll leave

score 59 · Answer 11 · 2020-07-11T22:44:55+00:00

I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friend’s baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fred’s face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fred’s doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fred’s order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos don’t have opposable thumbs.

score 57 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-13T04:22:10+00:00

I named mine #LegoMyStego.🙃🙃🙃🙃

score 9 · Answer 13 · 2023-02-10T04:25:38+00:00

For those who didn't get "I Am A Stegosaurus".

Go watch Asdf movie.

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2023-07-08T01:21:02+00:00

I shot it once with my bow and tranq arrows and it swung its tail and it said my loot was 8346km away

score 88 · Answer 15 · 2017-11-21T21:00:05+00:00

Stego: I'm SPIKY! Anky: No. I have spikes. you have plates.Stego: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

score 8 · Answer 16 · 2023-02-26T11:36:25+00:00

Turrets & Enemies: WHY WONT YOU DIE?!

Stego: I’m Built Different.

score 47 · Answer 17 · 2020-05-21T07:05:14+00:00

Got a 180 female stegosaurus. A micro raptor came into the scene. I don’t wanna talk about it.

score 72 · Answer 18 · 2017-07-13T17:08:39+00:00

The chart is right, I just killed a level 108 with a slingshot.

score 62 · Answer 19 · 2018-02-14T23:24:55+00:00

So i was walking down the beach with my army if compys and i see a tree(stego) so i walk over and hit it.....and next thing ya know......my compys are dead.....im dead.....and the stego.... oh he probably found my base R.I.P compys:lil nugget,minto the 20th, fist eater, jake a snake, killer of your child, death munch, goopy mushy mama,nippy, get ripped, jube jube, 😢😢😢

score 13 · Answer 20 · 2022-03-27T17:04:14+00:00

I’ve no idea what “I am a stegosaurus” means.