Me: *sees bronto*
My friend: hey look it's a-
The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS

Ark: we gave these creatures tlc so far. Rex trike saber proc spino para and some others.
Wildcard: can we ad stego and mammoth tlc too?
Ark:ok we will make stego too complex and make it a despised mentor with plates.
Wildcard: what about mammoth?
Ark: we will make him mor chonk and allow him to use its trunk!

I am a stegosaurus.

Why oh why my useless tool,
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...

I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend

I am a stegosaurus is a ASDF movie reference

I named mine #LegoMyStego.🙃🙃🙃🙃

I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friend’s baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fred’s face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fred’s doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fred’s order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos don’t have opposable thumbs.

Got a 180 female stegosaurus. A micro raptor came into the scene. I don’t wanna talk about it.

I AM A STEGOSAURUS