I am a stegosaurus.

Me at level 24: I tamed an ankylosaur, this should be easy. Five minutes later :HOW ARE YOU NOT ASLEEP, I shot you with Tranq arrows like ten times, I REGRET MY DECISION!!!!!!

I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend

Why oh why my useless tool,

Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,

To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,

So much required, for so very little...

I AM A STEGOSAURUS

Me: *sees bronto*

My friend: hey look it's a-

The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS

I am a steg-O-saurus

Ok I’ll leave

carno: oo a human to murder, only one stego-

The other stegos: you forgot smth?

Carno: OH FLIP-

Thats why stegos are the anti carno and raptor protection service :D

I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friend’s baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fred’s face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fred’s doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fred’s order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos don’t have opposable thumbs.