Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
So i was walking down the beach with my army if compys and i see a tree(stego)…
So i was walking down the beach with my army if compys and i see a tree(stego) so i walk over and hit it.....and next thing ya know......my compys are dead.....im dead.....and the stego.... oh he probably found my base R.I.P compys:lil nugget,minto the 20th, fist eater, jake a snake, killer of your child, death munch, goopy mushy mama,nippy, get ripped, jube jube, π’π’π’
More Stegosaurus Funny Tips
I am a stegosaurus.
I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend
Imagine you had a velociraptor then your velociraptor attacked a stegosaur then the stegosaurus literally smacked your velociraptor and your raptor literally went flying
raptor:"I Believe I can fly I believe I could touch the sky"
I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Why oh why my useless tool,
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...
Me: *sees bronto*
My friend: hey look it's a-
The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS
I am a steg-O-saurus
Ok Iβll leave
I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friendβs baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fredβs face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fredβs doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fredβs order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos donβt have opposable thumbs.
Trike: Who are you?
Stego: Iβm you but better.
I named mine #LegoMyStego.ππππ