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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

All female steps have a genetic defect.
They lay their eggs upside down
Proven fact.
-Moon
More Stegosaurus Funny Tips
I am a stegosaurus.
Why oh why my useless tool,
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...
I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend
carno: oo a human to murder, only one stego-
The other stegos: you forgot smth?
Carno: OH FLIP-
Thats why stegos are the anti carno and raptor protection service :D
Trike: Who are you?
Stego: Iβm you but better.
I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Me: *sees bronto*
My friend: hey look it's a-
The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS
I am a steg-O-saurus
Ok Iβll leave
I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friendβs baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fredβs face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fredβs doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fredβs order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos donβt have opposable thumbs.