Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Gimme 40 acre an I'll turn this rig around
More Stegosaurus Funny Tips
Ironically, i got an ASCENDANT saddles AND BP. The problem? I'm on Scorched earth,one of the ONLY TWO maps they don't spawn on.(cue xqc's "WOOOOW" Rapid clapping*)
I am a stegosaurus.
I AM A STEGOSAURUS
A helpful tip should include more words
I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend
Why oh why my useless tool,
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...
I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Me: *sees bronto*
My friend: hey look it's a-
The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Trike: Who are you?
Stego: Iβm you but better.
I am a steg-O-saurus
Ok Iβll leave
I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friendβs baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fredβs face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fredβs doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fredβs order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos donβt have opposable thumbs.