I am a stegosaurus.

I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend

I AM A STEGOSAURUS

Me: *sees bronto*

My friend: hey look it's a-

The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS

Trike: Who are you?

Stego: I’m you but better.

carno: oo a human to murder, only one stego-

The other stegos: you forgot smth?

Carno: OH FLIP-

Thats why stegos are the anti carno and raptor protection service :D

All female steps have a genetic defect.

They lay their eggs upside down

Proven fact.

-Moon

Won't my spaghetti fall off?

I am a steg-O-saurus

Ok I’ll leave