To everyone here who doesn’t understand “I am a stegosaurus”;

Asdfmovie reference, if you know you know

I am a stegosaurus.

I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend

Why oh why my useless tool,

Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,

To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,

So much required, for so very little...

Me: *sees bronto*

My friend: hey look it's a-

The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS

I am a steg-O-saurus

Ok I’ll leave

I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friend’s baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fred’s face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fred’s doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fred’s order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos don’t have opposable thumbs.

Imagine you had a velociraptor then your velociraptor attacked a stegosaur then the stegosaurus literally smacked your velociraptor and your raptor literally went flying

raptor:"I Believe I can fly I believe I could touch the sky"

Trike: Who are you?

Stego: I’m you but better.