I am a stegosaurus.

I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend

Why oh why my useless tool,

Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,

To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,

So much required, for so very little...

Me: *sees bronto*

My friend: hey look it's a-

The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS

Trike: Who are you?

Stego: I’m you but better.

carno: oo a human to murder, only one stego-

The other stegos: you forgot smth?

Carno: OH FLIP-

Thats why stegos are the anti carno and raptor protection service :D

All female steps have a genetic defect.

They lay their eggs upside down

Proven fact.

-Moon

Won't my spaghetti fall off?

I am a steg-O-saurus

Ok I’ll leave