
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.
Kong: hey skully!
Skull crawler: what do u want monkey?
Kong: gues what!
Skully:what?
Kong:there is a monster in the arena we saw yesterday!
Skully:REALY?!
Kong: come see!
Skully :what is this place?is that liquid element?
Kong:yeah don’t make much noise cuz is extremely aggressive.
Skully:ok 👌.
Mechagodzilla:WHATS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP GUYYYYYS!!!!!
Kong and skully:oh damn he just woke up!
Mechagodzilla:who?
Kong and skully:the monster! (Screaming)
Rockwell:GET OUT OF MY CAVE!
Kong:shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!(while running)
Skully:IM FASTEST BOY! STILL FASTEST BOY! IM THE FASTEST BOYYYY!(while running)
Mechagodzilla: (proton scream)
Rockwell:Aaah it buuurns!
Mechagodzilla:tan tan tan! >:)
Rockwell:oof(falls down)
Mechagodzilla: DISGUTIIIIIIIING🤮!
Kong and skully: DISGUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!🤢🤮🤢🤮!
What’s app: (Rockwell enters chat room)
Rockwell:I bet goji can’t defeat me!
What’s app:
(Void ghidorah enters chat room)
(Godzilla earth enters chat room)
Void ghidorah: oh hello man >:)!
Godzilla earth:2v1?
Rockwell:ok!
In battle arena:(beating up somebody)
Rockwell:help!
Godzilla earth:don’t mess with my past self again squidy or it’ll be worse!
Void ghidorah:neither with my past self mr squidward!
Rockwell:ok ok got it! 😰
Godzilla in hell:(laughing in the corner)
If this joke is not good just don’t do anithing pls!
Shin Godzilla: where am I? Rockwell: ur in the way to your death😈(hits smash etc..)! Shin Godzilla: (no damage taken). Rockwell:huh?!(hits shin backplates)! Shin Godzilla: (mega Godzilla roar)! U will pay for that!(throws smoke then… FIRE THEN ATOMIC BREATH THEN BACKPLATES ATOMIC BREATH THEN TAIL ATOMIC BREATH)! Rockwell:AHHHHH IM BURNING THIS HURTS! Shin Godzilla: u say ur a god? Well this is how being a god feels like 😈! No realy I felt worse when people attacked my backplates and froze me.
Me: what? How? Where am I ? WHAT ARE THOSE TENTACLES TRYING TO KILL ME?! WHAT IS THAT WEIRD THING THAT LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY HUMAN?! WHAT THE F… IS THIS PLACE?! Rockwell: SHUT UP ############! Me: wt. did you just call me? Rockwell:is that a potion you have? Me: (drinks something). Rockwell:HUH?! Me: (turns into shin Godzilla). Rockwell:HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! Me:prepare to die ###########😈! Rockwell:Oh hell no! Me: (throws fire then atomic breath then backplates atomic breath then tail atomic breath)! Rockwell:(WASTED)!
Me:Hello
Rockwell:FEAR ME!
Me:Um NO.
Rockwell:How dare u not fear me.
Me:Cuz I don't wanna
-Rockwell yeets me-
-i respawn and come back with a bat and tintoberrys-
-I wack Rockwell 1000000000000000000 times-
Me:How r u not dead?!
Rockwell:.....
Rockwell:Cuz.
Me:Alr.
Grabs a King titan-
-Thylcolo huntress