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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -5 · Answer 1 · 2023-02-15T19:33:52+00:00

Destroyah:(knocks loudly) MR SQUIDWARD OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!

Rockwell:Aha make fat A$$ Aha Aha!

Destroyah:(opens door agresibly)

Rockwell:Ha look at you!(gets slapped) AAAAH (gets slapped) AAAAAHHH (gets slapped)AAAAAAAAAH!

Godzilla,kong and mechagodzilla:(look shocked and scared)

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2024-11-09T15:45:20+00:00

I agree with the guy who said who would want a pet Rockwell

score -9 · Answer 3 · 2020-09-26T19:23:01+00:00

You need to feed him 21 finalized eggs

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2025-04-21T21:51:26+00:00

Guys? I'm wondering, how did THESE PEOPLE GET LIKE, 150 NOTES AROUND LIKE, 162843 METERS OF LAND. That's what I'm wondering. 🧾🦖

score -8 · Answer 5 · 2022-02-26T16:11:05+00:00

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I herd u don’t need to be on a tame

The new update is a great app but it is a little hard to find and it is a great app to play with friends and family and friends and family friends and friends and family and friends and I love the game and the fact that I have to play it all day and I love it haha is the way to get the game to play it and it is fun to play it is fun and fun to play with friends and family and friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family and friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family and friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun and fun to play with friends and family fun

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2025-01-12T05:51:32+00:00

Me ahhhhhhhhhh it’s a Carin Rockwell I will kill you me gets shotgun Rockwell noooooooooooooooo you have defeated me me yepy I killed Carin

score -8 · Answer 7 · 2023-02-16T16:09:53+00:00

Me:who even are you?

Rockwell:I’m a god and ur nothing compared with me!

Me:🖕

Rockwell:what the, ur not afraid of me?

Me:not really.

Rockwell:excuse me bruh.

Me:you’re excused!

Rockwell:(turns around shocked)

Me:and I’m not your bruh.

Rockwell: *gulp*

Me:(turns into godzilla ultima)

Rockwell:*gulp*

Me:heheheha! *beams*

Rockwell: *dies because got ultima beamed in the face*

Me:weak

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2026-02-21T04:43:03+00:00

I've fought this guy twice and he not dead

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2026-06-16T00:37:44+00:00

Y HE IN THE TAMEABLE FOR ME WHO WANTS A MAN AS A PET LIKE BRO

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2026-06-24T21:40:19+00:00

He looks like he just needs a hug