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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -8 · Answer 1 · 2023-02-16T16:09:53+00:00

Me:who even are you?

Rockwell:I’m a god and ur nothing compared with me!

Me:🖕

Rockwell:what the, ur not afraid of me?

Me:not really.

Rockwell:excuse me bruh.

Me:you’re excused!

Rockwell:(turns around shocked)

Me:and I’m not your bruh.

Rockwell: *gulp*

Me:(turns into godzilla ultima)

Rockwell:*gulp*

Me:heheheha! *beams*

Rockwell: *dies because got ultima beamed in the face*

Me:weak

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2025-01-12T05:51:32+00:00

Me ahhhhhhhhhh it’s a Carin Rockwell I will kill you me gets shotgun Rockwell noooooooooooooooo you have defeated me me yepy I killed Carin

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2026-02-21T04:43:03+00:00

I've fought this guy twice and he not dead