Rockwell? No i dont quite think this rock is well (awful joke ik)

Real men knock it out will a bola and tame it with cooked meat

Apparently it is on ragnarok

Everyone like it so dodorex can see

Why are you even in the taming section for Rockwell?

What would you want a pet Rockwell for?

ANSWER ME

Step 1: summon Rockwell

Step 2: absolutely pee your pants

Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant

Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water

Step5: question yourself

Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress

Step 7: fight Rockwell

Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight

Step 10: alt f4 or close the game

Step 11: delete the game

Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have

Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again

Step 14: repeat

I make this to make people Laugh

Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame

Real question is, why do your tentacles have genders?

It’s a passive mejoberry tame.

The sound of him screaming when defeated is the sound of me on the toilet 💩

Want some mejo berries? Hmmm?

BRUV are you tryin to tame me

Come on! Dont be scared! Come on out, widdle Rockwell! I have yum yums!

WTF NO IM A PERSON

ARK: successfuly tamed Rockwell

— plastic bag

Interviewer: Do you Rock?

Him: Well...