Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me: what? How? Where am I ? WHAT ARE THOSE TENTACLES TRYING TO KILL ME?! WHAT…
Me: what? How? Where am I ? WHAT ARE THOSE TENTACLES TRYING TO KILL ME?! WHAT IS THAT WEIRD THING THAT LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY HUMAN?! WHAT THE F… IS THIS PLACE?! Rockwell: SHUT UP ############! Me: wt. did you just call me? Rockwell:is that a potion you have? Me: (drinks something). Rockwell:HUH?! Me: (turns into shin Godzilla). Rockwell:HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! Me:prepare to die ###########😈! Rockwell:Oh hell no! Me: (throws fire then atomic breath then backplates atomic breath then tail atomic breath)! Rockwell:(WASTED)!
More Rockwell Funny Tips
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame