Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Kong: hey skully!
Skull crawler: what do u want monkey?
Kong: gues what!
Skully:what?
Kong:there is a monster in the arena we saw yesterday!
Skully:REALY?!
Kong: come see!
Skully :what is this place?is that liquid element?
Kong:yeah don’t make much noise cuz is extremely aggressive.
Skully:ok 👌.
Mechagodzilla:WHATS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP GUYYYYYS!!!!!
Kong and skully:oh damn he just woke up!
Mechagodzilla:who?
Kong and skully:the monster! (Screaming)
Rockwell:GET OUT OF MY CAVE!
Kong:shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!(while running)
Skully:IM FASTEST BOY! STILL FASTEST BOY! IM THE FASTEST BOYYYY!(while running)
Mechagodzilla: (proton scream)
Rockwell:Aaah it buuurns!
Mechagodzilla:tan tan tan! >:)
Rockwell:oof(falls down)
Mechagodzilla: DISGUTIIIIIIIING🤮!
Kong and skully: DISGUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!🤢🤮🤢🤮!
More Rockwell Funny Tips
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame