Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2020-12-01T01:25:43+00:00

Gamma, Alpha, Beta, now all we're missing is Delta and BOOM. You have all 4 quadrants from Star Trek.

Lol. Say #StarTrek if you are responding to this or u like Star Trek

Again lol

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2020-11-29T13:24:14+00:00

Bring a club/sling or tranq bow and u should be able to tame it. Its a herbivore so make sure to bring some berries and rockarrots.

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2020-11-25T05:33:12+00:00

Basically a combination of a troodon and a tusoteuthis tame, but use anime girls instead of dinos as offerings!

I’ll go throw myself in the garbage now.

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-27T11:07:21+00:00

How to kill it... spawn a king titan am I right

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-09T22:02:17+00:00

Wassup

U can stop now

I ment scroll up u idiotic monkey

Wow stranger danger

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😛

Why must u impact my life in such a distinct and horrid way u monsterus man of doom

Why????😢

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-24T09:22:20+00:00

Why is this guy registered on ragnarock

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-09T07:34:17+00:00

When I get renkard I’m gonna say He sucks like s**t

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-08T03:12:01+00:00

Rockwell was an explorer

Is this what we are going to turn into?

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-16T19:42:51+00:00

Wait if its name is Rockwell, then did this thing that has the IQ of a Rock wrote the explorer notes?

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-06T06:21:08+00:00

Is I just me or is he like the male tyreen the destroyer

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-04-18T08:47:51+00:00

If you fight this think and win, I won't know what to say :|

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-27T22:38:26+00:00

Okay...SOMEONE TELL ME WHY HIS NAME IS ROCKWELL

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2020-12-19T14:53:16+00:00

Line from HLN-A: Oh Fu...

LOL I don’t know what to do with it

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-13T17:03:48+00:00

If I see him off guard you bet I’m going shush him shot him and beat him up

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2024-02-03T03:45:28+00:00

You bloody killed me! (British accent)

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2024-01-26T22:25:50+00:00

I find Rockwell I be like this😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨 I am like him I enabled god mode I said “not so much are you now”

Pulls out admin rifle bye I will think of you pew pew pew

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2024-01-19T07:03:01+00:00

The dodo Rex is real do sevive the ark on gen2 on last wave dodo Rex and zomdodos

Will spawn

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2024-05-16T09:27:54+00:00

Rockwell with his minions:IM THE STRONGEST👹👹👹

Rockwell by himself:NOO LVL 1 DODO IS SCARY😰😱

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2019-12-13T09:45:12+00:00

A random female pokemon professor: Rockwell is the finale bossy boss, but is rockwell well with rocks? But he IS a bossy one... bossing creatures to obey him... well...

survivors are also bossy in the same way...

Isn't that right Squirtle?cmon G-max now! Hehe

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2022-08-11T02:08:43+00:00

Real men can kill this with their fists

Non real men can kill it with 5000000000 gigas