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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rockwell:No one can defeat me!
What’s app:(Void ghidorah enters chat room)
(Godzilla earth enters chat room)
(Godzilla in hell enters chat room)
(Composite Godzilla Enters Chat room)
(Mechagodzilla enters chat room)
(Kong enters chat room)
(Thermonuclear Godzilla enters chat room)
(Ghidorah enters chat room)
(Zilla enters chat room)
(Shin Godzilla Enters Chat Room)
(Final wars gigan Enters Chat Room)
(Kiryu Enters Chat Room)
(Destroyah Enters Chat Room)
(Burning gojira Enters Chat Room)
Rockwell:aaaaah my pc crashed!
Rockwells pc: ERROR ERROR ERROR! (explodes)
Me: what? How? Where am I ? WHAT ARE THOSE TENTACLES TRYING TO KILL ME?! WHAT IS THAT WEIRD THING THAT LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY HUMAN?! WHAT THE F… IS THIS PLACE?! Rockwell: SHUT UP ############! Me: wt. did you just call me? Rockwell:is that a potion you have? Me: (drinks something). Rockwell:HUH?! Me: (turns into shin Godzilla). Rockwell:HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! Me:prepare to die ###########😈! Rockwell:Oh hell no! Me: (throws fire then atomic breath then backplates atomic breath then tail atomic breath)! Rockwell:(WASTED)!