Why are you even in the taming section for Rockwell?

What would you want a pet Rockwell for?

ANSWER ME

Step 1: summon Rockwell

Step 2: absolutely pee your pants

Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant

Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water

Step5: question yourself

Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress

Step 7: fight Rockwell

Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight

Step 10: alt f4 or close the game

Step 11: delete the game

Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have

Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again

Step 14: repeat

I make this to make people Laugh

Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame

It’s a passive mejoberry tame.

Apparently it is on ragnarok

Everyone like it so dodorex can see

Ez tame just bring a slingshot knock it out and feed mejoberrys and he’s all yours

Real question is, why do your tentacles have genders?

Me when I see Rockwell: Hey

Rockwell: YOUR SURVIVAL ENDS HERE!!! wait what r u doing in the console comman-?

Me: *spams forcetame*

Rockwell: HOW DARE U FORCETAME ME?!, I AM ROCKWELL, GOD OF THE ARKS!

Me: Shut up, ur names is Bob and we're having tacos later.

Rockwell is the definition of why you shouldn't do drugs

Interviewer: Do you Rock?

Him: Well...

Hit it with fist it likes meat

Good luck survivors

Just get a couple of tintoberries, he’s an easy passive tame

Kids this is why drugs are a bad thing to do

Best first tame just get your club and whack him 2 times and feed mejoberrys and there you go :)happy taming

Year 2021 and people still ask if this Rockwell is the same of the explore notes...

Rockwell Prime: I WILL DESTROY THAT DUMB SURVIVOR WHEN I GET A CHANCE!! But first some tea.

Shadowmane:What? You,the most powerful thing on the ship, want tea?

Rockwell Prime:Oh yes. A British needs his tea.

Shadowmane:(🤦‍♂️)

Celebrities before and after smoking😱😱😢:

What do you mean you can’t feed him tintoberries? 🥺

This is what nuclear power is doing to our communities🙁

Think I can take him? I got some real nice level 1 dodos and a dilo. I think I can.

5 hours later: Hmmmm. The game must have glitched, I lost. Definitely a glitch.

This is the same person as Edmund Rockwell. He tested Element on many subjects ( that’s how Nameless and Reapers came ) and got greedy of their power and injected himself with it, turning him into the final boss. He destroyed the city’s ( how ruins came to be ) and Helena and Mei-Yin were forced to shove him into a hole and trap him. Helena, now depressed, held a funeral for Rockwell. That’s the story of how this horrid creature came to be.