Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

What’s app: (Rockwell enters chat room)
Rockwell:I bet goji can’t defeat me!
What’s app:
(Void ghidorah enters chat room)
(Godzilla earth enters chat room)
Void ghidorah: oh hello man >:)!
Godzilla earth:2v1?
Rockwell:ok!
In battle arena:(beating up somebody)
Rockwell:help!
Godzilla earth:don’t mess with my past self again squidy or it’ll be worse!
Void ghidorah:neither with my past self mr squidward!
Rockwell:ok ok got it! 😰
Godzilla in hell:(laughing in the corner)
If this joke is not good just don’t do anithing pls!
More Rockwell Funny Tips
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame