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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the oviraptor? Funny oviraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me : (tames a parasaur and checks what gender it is)oh it’s a female!!! I’m going to find a male to breed my parasail!!!!
Me (taming a male parasaur):ahh!!after hours of search!!!I found a male!!!
(Parasaur lays fertilized egg)
Me:(putting the egg near campfire to incubate egg)
Ovi:hey man!!!
Me: oh hey there unknown dinosaur!!!never seen you before!!!
Ovi:my names oviraptor!!!
Me:oh ok nice to me eat you!!!im going to harvest some berries!!!
Ovi:oh!!!nice hobby there!!taming herbivores huh?cool!!
Me:ok bye let’s meet again someday(gone berry harvesting)
Ovi: hahahahaa!!I can’t believe I fooled a human like that!!!!time to steal his egg!!!!
Me:(comes back)oh that motherf@&₹”&₹’s gonna pay!!!!
Female Oviraptor: (Sprinting) I could do this all day!
A lonely human: *sees Oviraptor and checks on his Brontos, Rex and Diplodocus to find they have given sufficient eggs for the process* Perfect...
*runs back to the Female Oviraptor’s location to find she has strayed, yet she has left an egg*
*picks up egg to lure Female Oviraptor*
Female Oviraptor: Oi! Gimme back my child, thief! *tries to headbutt*
*gets stuck in bola that the human threw at her*
Female Oviraptor: Ah sh*t, here we go again...
Human: *shoots her with a Tranquilizer arrow*
Female Oviraptor: Oww! Wait, why do I all of a sudden feel slee... *faints and falls to the ground*
Human: Heh. That was easy. *puts all the eggs in Female Oviraptor’s inventory*
Female Oviraptor’s brain: *d-delicious...*
*a few minutes later*
*Female Oviraptor wakes up*
Female Oviraptor: *yawn* Wha...?
Human: Ahh, finally. Come here little one. *gives back egg*
Female Oviraptor: *follows back to base curiously*
*end*