Ovi: hey I got you this egg

Me: cool what type is it

Ovi: Giga

Me: wh-what

Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH

All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.

Had one bamed oliver. Was my first island tame. He died to a giga. He was lvl 237 when he died. Up for oliver= 1 RIP 🥺🫡

Me: tamed an oviraptor

Tribemate: hey where are the giga eggs

Me: uhhh

Someone lured one into my egg farm and I never saw my eggs again...

I hope I’m not the only one who tried to tame one of these with berries

Me: what a lovely day…

Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg

Me: well, idc, I have extras…

Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg

Me: I didn’t even want that.

Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg

Me: ok, maybe a little rage…

Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg

Me: almost over the line…

Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg

Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!

Rex: yes, sir?

Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!

Rex: sir yes sir.

Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor

Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!

Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?

Me: yes.

Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!

Bronto: YEAH!!!

Trike: KILL HIM!!!

Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates

Me (dead): seriously?

This is Robin Hood, but some believe hood stole from rich and gave it too the poor, well, he steals from everyone and gives nothing back

When I see one after just starting a world I have a mini heart attack thinking it's a Dilo.? Their scream doesn't help either.