I was eating baked beans and this thing was attacking me. 1 minute later i saw "YOU WERE KILLED BY YOKEL LVL 219 (Tribe of kitten)" -_-
Olver raptor Gonna steal my dodo
Ovi: hey I got you this egg
Me: cool what type is it
Ovi: Giga
Me: wh-what
Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH
When you knock them out, their fingers on their right arm twitch
All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.
This is Robin Hood, but some believe hood stole from rich and gave it too the poor, well, he steals from everyone and gives nothing back
He protect!
He attack!
But most importantly he put baby little Dino eggs in his sack!
Sack = mouth.
Trike when ovi takes egg: oh you stole my egg agag Trike when I take egg: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!
Me: tamed an oviraptor
Tribemate: hey where are the giga eggs
Me: uhhh
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
