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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the oviraptor? Funny oviraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Female Oviraptor: (Sprinting) I could do this all day!
A lonely human: *sees Oviraptor and checks on his Brontos, Rex and Diplodocus to find they have given sufficient eggs for the process* Perfect...
*runs back to the Female Oviraptor’s location to find she has strayed, yet she has left an egg*
*picks up egg to lure Female Oviraptor*
Female Oviraptor: Oi! Gimme back my child, thief! *tries to headbutt*
*gets stuck in bola that the human threw at her*
Female Oviraptor: Ah sh*t, here we go again...
Human: *shoots her with a Tranquilizer arrow*
Female Oviraptor: Oww! Wait, why do I all of a sudden feel slee... *faints and falls to the ground*
Human: Heh. That was easy. *puts all the eggs in Female Oviraptor’s inventory*
Female Oviraptor’s brain: *d-delicious...*
*a few minutes later*
*Female Oviraptor wakes up*
Female Oviraptor: *yawn* Wha...?
Human: Ahh, finally. Come here little one. *gives back egg*
Female Oviraptor: *follows back to base curiously*
*end*