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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the oviraptor? Funny oviraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: what a lovely day…
Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg
Me: well, idc, I have extras…
Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg
Me: I didn’t even want that.
Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg
Me: ok, maybe a little rage…
Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg
Me: almost over the line…
Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg
Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!
Rex: yes, sir?
Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!
Rex: sir yes sir.
Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor
Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!
Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?
Me: yes.
Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!
Bronto: YEAH!!!
Trike: KILL HIM!!!
Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates
Me (dead): seriously?
Me: Hey I need kibble can you get me a egg doesn’t matter what type.
Ovi: Yea sure
Ovi’s head: Imma het a big one to impress em!
* 5 mins later *
Ovi: I’m back!!
Me: OoOoOoOhHhHhH what egg is that?
Ovi: Giga
Me wha-
Giga: GIMME ME EGG!! THEIF SCUM!!!
Ovi: Hey Giga your theirs right there!
Me ohh f***