What are some funny jokes or stories about the oviraptor? Funny oviraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
This thing will literally steal your girl
Me: oh hello ovi buddy what ya got
Ovi: I have a ovi egg
Me: oh you own a you boring
Ovi: hey I got you this egg
Me: cool what type is it
Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH
Yo thanks for the egg I yonked 😉😉
All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.
Getting 10 Rexes and a oviraptor running
Me when I use the candy in ark oviraptor:oooooooo I like those eggs u got there sir me:what the Fu**
Wait so a pt can carry this thing but a tape can’t
Me: what a lovely day…
Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg
Me: well, idc, I have extras…
Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg
Me: I didn’t even want that.
Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg
Me: ok, maybe a little rage…
Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg
Me: almost over the line…
Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg
Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!
Rex: yes, sir?
Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!
Rex: sir yes sir.
Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor
Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!
Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?
Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!
Trike: KILL HIM!!!
Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates
Me (dead): seriously?
This thing can pick up wyvern eggs twice it’s size...
Ark has gone a long way from punching dodos
This is Robin Hood, but some believe hood stole from rich and gave it too the poor, well, he steals from everyone and gives nothing back
Me: tamed an oviraptor
Tribemate: hey where are the giga eggs
Someone lured one into my egg farm and I never saw my eggs again...
I hope I’m not the only one who tried to tame one of these with berries
Trike when ovi takes egg: oh you stole my egg agag Trike when I take egg: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!
These things are cannibals......
When I see one after just starting a world I have a mini heart attack thinking it's a Dilo.? Their scream doesn't help either.
Hey guys remember that syntac video when that oviraptor jumped of the cliff with an OP crystal wyvern egg……
Picked up its egg nocked it out IT ATE ITS ON EGG ahhhhhh
The ovirapter is a eggcellent Dino..... no okay ahahahha