Make sure your Dino’s have plenty of food in their inventory because oh boy with this egg laying machine it will make them poop like they had Taco Bell the night before. (So if you want eggos and ya need poop for fertilizer the ovi is your main man for that)
Female Oviraptor: (Sprinting) I could do this all day!
A lonely human: *sees Oviraptor and checks on his Brontos, Rex and Diplodocus to find they have given sufficient eggs for the process* Perfect...
*runs back to the Female Oviraptor’s location to find she has strayed, yet she has left an egg*
*picks up egg to lure Female Oviraptor*
Female Oviraptor: Oi! Gimme back my child, thief! *tries to headbutt*
*gets stuck in bola that the human threw at her*
Female Oviraptor: Ah sh*t, here we go again...
Human: *shoots her with a Tranquilizer arrow*
Female Oviraptor: Oww! Wait, why do I all of a sudden feel slee... *faints and falls to the ground*
Human: Heh. That was easy. *puts all the eggs in Female Oviraptor’s inventory*
Female Oviraptor’s brain: *d-delicious...*
*a few minutes later*
*Female Oviraptor wakes up*
Female Oviraptor: *yawn* Wha...?
Human: Ahh, finally. Come here little one. *gives back egg*
Female Oviraptor: *follows back to base curiously*
Me: Are you the one who's been stealing my shit?
Oviraptor: That's shit?
Me: Did you think they were eggs?????
Oviraptor: (Fuck this shit, I'm out!)
Me: THAT SON OF A BITCH! HE TOOK MY SHIT!