Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Female Oviraptor: (Sprinting) I could do this all day!
A lonely human: *sees Oviraptor and checks on his Brontos, Rex and Diplodocus to find they have given sufficient eggs for the process* Perfect...
*runs back to the Female Oviraptor’s location to find she has strayed, yet she has left an egg*
*picks up egg to lure Female Oviraptor*
Female Oviraptor: Oi! Gimme back my child, thief! *tries to headbutt*
*gets stuck in bola that the human threw at her*
Female Oviraptor: Ah sh*t, here we go again...
Human: *shoots her with a Tranquilizer arrow*
Female Oviraptor: Oww! Wait, why do I all of a sudden feel slee... *faints and falls to the ground*
Human: Heh. That was easy. *puts all the eggs in Female Oviraptor’s inventory*
Female Oviraptor’s brain: *d-delicious...*
*a few minutes later*
*Female Oviraptor wakes up*
Female Oviraptor: *yawn* Wha...?
Human: Ahh, finally. Come here little one. *gives back egg*
Female Oviraptor: *follows back to base curiously*
*end*
More Oviraptor Funny Tips
Me: what a lovely day…
Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg
Me: well, idc, I have extras…
Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg
Me: I didn’t even want that.
Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg
Me: ok, maybe a little rage…
Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg
Me: almost over the line…
Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg
Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!
Rex: yes, sir?
Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!
Rex: sir yes sir.
Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor
Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!
Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?
Me: yes.
Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!
Bronto: YEAH!!!
Trike: KILL HIM!!!
Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates
Me (dead): seriously?