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Female Oviraptor: (Sprinting) I could do this all day!

A lonely human: *sees Oviraptor and checks on his Brontos, Rex and Diplodocus to find they have given sufficient eggs for the process* Perfect...

*runs back to the Female Oviraptor’s location to find she has strayed, yet she has left an egg*

*picks up egg to lure Female Oviraptor*

Female Oviraptor: Oi! Gimme back my child, thief! *tries to headbutt*

*gets stuck in bola that the human threw at her*

Female Oviraptor: Ah sh*t, here we go again...

Human: *shoots her with a Tranquilizer arrow*

Female Oviraptor: Oww! Wait, why do I all of a sudden feel slee... *faints and falls to the ground*

Human: Heh. That was easy. *puts all the eggs in Female Oviraptor’s inventory*

Female Oviraptor’s brain: *d-delicious...*

*a few minutes later*

*Female Oviraptor wakes up*

Female Oviraptor: *yawn* Wha...?

Human: Ahh, finally. Come here little one. *gives back egg*

Female Oviraptor: *follows back to base curiously*

*end*

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