Me : (tames a parasaur and checks what gender it is)oh it’s a female!!! I’m going to find a male to breed my parasail!!!!

Me (taming a male parasaur):ahh!!after hours of search!!!I found a male!!!

(Parasaur lays fertilized egg)

Me:(putting the egg near campfire to incubate egg)

Ovi:hey man!!!

Me: oh hey there unknown dinosaur!!!never seen you before!!!

Ovi:my names oviraptor!!!

Me:oh ok nice to me eat you!!!im going to harvest some berries!!!

Ovi:oh!!!nice hobby there!!taming herbivores huh?cool!!

Me:ok bye let’s meet again someday(gone berry harvesting)

Ovi: hahahahaa!!I can’t believe I fooled a human like that!!!!time to steal his egg!!!!

Me:(comes back)oh that motherf@&₹”&₹’s gonna pay!!!!

Ovi: hey I got you this egg

Me: cool what type is it

Ovi: Giga

Me: wh-what

Level 187 Giga charging at my base: MYYYY EGGGGGGGGGH

All Dino's hide yo kids. Mr. Oviraptors comin for em.

Had one bamed oliver. Was my first island tame. He died to a giga. He was lvl 237 when he died. Up for oliver= 1 RIP 🥺🫡

Me: tamed an oviraptor

Tribemate: hey where are the giga eggs

Me: uhhh

Someone lured one into my egg farm and I never saw my eggs again...

Me: what a lovely day…

Game: oviraptor stole your dodo egg

Me: well, idc, I have extras…

Game: oviraptor stole your trike egg

Me: I didn’t even want that.

Game: oviraptor stole your bronto egg

Me: ok, maybe a little rage…

Game: oviraptor stole your raptor egg

Me: almost over the line…

Game: oviraptor stole baryonyx egg

Me: YOU LITTLE CREWTACKIN DINO!!! REX!!!

Rex: yes, sir?

Me: KILL THAT OVIRAPTOR!!!

Rex: sir yes sir.

Game: your Rex trooper was killed by lvl 10000 oviraptor

Me: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! KILL THE OVIRAPTOR!!!

Stego: isn’t it lvl 10000?

Me: yes.

Raptor: HE’S SENDING US TO A DEATH TRAP!!!

Bronto: YEAH!!!

Trike: KILL HIM!!!

Game: you were killed by your lvl 123 trike horns + your lvl 437 raptor Blue + your lvl 365 bronto long-neckey + your lvl 432 stego plates

Me (dead): seriously?

This is Robin Hood, but some believe hood stole from rich and gave it too the poor, well, he steals from everyone and gives nothing back

I hope I’m not the only one who tried to tame one of these with berries

Me and the oviraptor are the same

Steal eggs get chased by the dinos

Escape eat eggs

EGG ADDICTION!!!!