Just this one time twinkle twinkle little star does not work trust me

There Dino theives they grab you mount and run away with it yelling through a mouthful of Dino fur mine it mine no I won’t give it back mine

He has the anger of my ex girlfriend he has the sleepiness of my dead cat. He's also a psychopathic murder HELP

So when i tried that cave i saw them awake and i thought they were allos but with cool eyes (note:i was doing the cave on feet and some weapons only and on easy mode)so i walked to them to kill them then i saw (megalosaurus lvl 27 and mate boosted) long story short i was in his mouth lol.

Megalosaurus: me sleep

Me: alright buckel up butter cup we are about to fight a lvl 125 rex

Megalosaurus: no after my nappy nap

Me: I'll murder him myself then

Megalosaurus:*lauches me off a cliff * there i got rid off the problem

*In real life*

Brother: me learn from the dino[pushes me out of the chair]

Me: this is a painful day😞

I'm batman

The night is my home

It’s got side burns.

Me: "tame this guy when he sleep"

Time: wakey wakey

Megalosaurus: and i took that personality

I never met one of these until today I went to run the clever on mobile and found on and I froze I turned around and went right back out on my wolf. I had no idea what I should do tame or kill it. Like if this happened to you before

Moral of the story. Just glass everything.

He's a narco addict......He's also a psychopathic murder help

A cat during the day and Allo plus Alpha Rex at night. What does it make? Real life: Full on gamer

Ark: Megalosaurus

I was playing on Rag in Viking bay when I saw a lvl 130 I was level 38 an du had a couple of boomerangs so I said why not try to tame and I tamed the metal I with a boomerang

Ok wanna hear something crazy? So, one time on Ragnarok I was just in the bone cage on Viking Bay with my animals as me and my tribe mate waited for dawn. Then, at the edge of my vision I see a dust cloud. I look over and I found an unconscious lvl 5 female Megalosaurus. She was almost half starved, and I was able to tame her with no cost what so ever. I was also a level 13. Lucky day! :3

I really like it, how when you shoot it with tranqs in the day, it wakes up, and gets knocked out again 😂

That's how i tamed mine on mobile

Don't walk through the woods by Viking bay at night this thing kill my jerboa....

Ya know that quote live laugh love

This guy is the opposite his is death demise and dispair

I look in cave and all I sol is death

Tales of 2 tribemates talking near an Irradiated Megalosaurus level 15 without pets:

Me: Maybe we should jump at bottom of the cliff ? He's approaching ! (In the back of my mate)

Him : What ?

Me : *Jump and run*

Him: *Jump*

Megalosaurus : *Crunch my mate*

Him : HELP ME, HE'S EATING ME ! *Dead*

Me (In a safe spot) : Are you okay ?

Him : I had better days...

After this sequence, we learned 2 things :

1- Megalosaurus is very dangerous but must be powerful when tamed

2- You only can count on yourself :')

I thought it would become boring after time to shred several dinosaurs with the grab mechanic...damn, how wrong i was...still fun as hell