The story of the ugly yuti.

So when i tried that cave i saw them awake and i thought they were allos but with cool eyes (note:i was doing the cave on feet and some weapons only and on easy mode)so i walked to them to kill them then i saw (megalosaurus lvl 27 and mate boosted) long story short i was in his mouth lol.

ITS SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE!!!!!

Me: NO DON'T HIT IT

My friend: But is a fluffy rock. I'm going to have some pelt-rocks

Me: DON'T DO IT! YOU WILL KILL BOTH OF US!

My friend: *hit him with a pickaxe*

He: What in...*fall asleep again

My friend: Funny! I will do it again!

Him: ALRIGHT YOU JERK! I'M GONNA ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!!!!

My friend: OH SHIT, HELP ME!!

Me: *bola him and run away*

“Spawn in Viking bay the said it would be fun the said”

Hooman dude was killed by megalosaurus 150

Aww it looks like a kitten when it’s sleeping

He wants to help you. He likes to give survivors free rides in his mouth.

Megalosaurus: me sleep

Me: alright buckel up butter cup we are about to fight a lvl 125 rex

Megalosaurus: no after my nappy nap

Me: I'll murder him myself then

Megalosaurus:*lauches me off a cliff * there i got rid off the problem

*In real life*

Brother: me learn from the dino[pushes me out of the chair]

Me: this is a painful day😞

He has the anger of my ex girlfriend he has the sleepiness of my dead cat. He's also a psychopathic murder HELP

Sleepy, cuddly, cinnamon rolls

Me: "tame this guy when he sleep"

Time: wakey wakey

Megalosaurus: and i took that personality

Just this one time twinkle twinkle little star does not work trust me

Don't sleep with them, they hate hoomans

I really like it, how when you shoot it with tranqs in the day, it wakes up, and gets knocked out again 😂

That's how i tamed mine on mobile

Ya know that quote live laugh love

This guy is the opposite his is death demise and dispair

He's a narco addict......He's also a psychopathic murder help

A cat during the day and Allo plus Alpha Rex at night. What does it make? Real life: Full on gamer

Ark: Megalosaurus

It’s got side burns.

Cross between a allo and a carno.

Ok wanna hear something crazy? So, one time on Ragnarok I was just in the bone cage on Viking Bay with my animals as me and my tribe mate waited for dawn. Then, at the edge of my vision I see a dust cloud. I look over and I found an unconscious lvl 5 female Megalosaurus. She was almost half starved, and I was able to tame her with no cost what so ever. I was also a level 13. Lucky day! :3