Megalosaurus: me sleep

Me: alright buckel up butter cup we are about to fight a lvl 125 rex

Megalosaurus: no after my nappy nap

Me: I'll murder him myself then

Megalosaurus:*lauches me off a cliff * there i got rid off the problem

*In real life*

Brother: me learn from the dino[pushes me out of the chair]

Me: this is a painful day😞