Took one of my friends that just started playing ark told them about this dinosaur and told him not to go up to it because it will grab him he didn’t believe me watched him scream because it scared the crap out of him me Laughing my ass off🤣🤣
Ok so a long time ago I didn’t know that no matter what they would always wake up at night if they where knocked out and my dumb ass was taming 4 decent lvl ones at sunset and I think you know where the story goes from there :/
So I’m wandering ragnorock with my lvl 38 carno and I ho into the forest I don’t know why but my blood runs cold and I hear it’s roar and kudus fuvking Christ if scared me so I knocked it but Got kill by A FRICKING BASTERD OF A TREX
I almost died 11 times trying to knock it out then while I was doing that my frickin meat AND prime meat spoiled and I had to use my only food . . . Fish meat . . . But the cave was Broken and my saber was fresh outta meat so I couldn’t slaughter an araneo or an pulmoscorpius with my mastercraft pump-action-shotgun so I waited 80 million eternities after I constantly but luckily I was on mobile so I got my 15x soothing balm and tamed a FRICKIN . . . LEVEL . . . Lvl 15 I tamed it just to have one. But I had potent dust so. But still I’m not willing to take any other one because on ragnarok my adolescence meshed and I no want that to happen in mobile oh you’ve been here for an hour asking “how the frick was your cave broken” long story short my game crashed 11 thousand times, so now I have to live with that but whatever I’m gone . . . STOP LOOKING AT THIS . . . I hate my life
I went into the cave of the clever then I was trying to find the artifact then I saw 2 of these guys sleeping then I got the artifact and they were awoken then I waited them to go to sleep then I shot one with a dart then I got knocked out then I went to the other cave systems for raw prime meat and I put it in the megalosauruses inventory then I tamed it then I leaded it to the entrance then I requested it.