So I found a megalosaurus in a cave in the island map in the day I did not have a cross bow yet so I spied on it for a while and when I had a cross bow it wondered out of the cave at night so I waited for day so it would sleep and then I PELLETED IT WITH TRANQ ARROWS and that’s how I got my first megalosaurus
Flying along on my argy when I notice the fluff. I'd seen this fluff before and knew this fluff wasn't like other sheep fluff. This fluff...this fluff is unhappy fluff.
I take the arty to 5 feet about said fluff and pop said fluff with 325% melee. Fluff awakes and proceeded to throw a fluffy tantrum. I laugh and hit fluff again. All of a sudden argy doesn't move. Fluff continues biting the argy. I dismount and run behind angry fluff and shoot 4 rounds of shotgun into fluff. Fluff let's argy go, turns, one hits me into Satan's living room, turns back and continues to eat my thunder chicken.
I responded and grab my wife's angry bird and fly to the scene of disarray. Once more into the fraying ride upon my winged beast. I see my bird of death aka reaper, I see the fluff, I lure the fluff off a cliff with the soft bird named jersey of which my wife rides, and hop back on my 100 health reaper and fly into the sun fearing for our lives.
We no longer go near the fluff. The fluff may roam in peace.
Took one of my friends that just started playing ark told them about this dinosaur and told him not to go up to it because it will grab him he didn’t believe me watched him scream because it scared the crap out of him me Laughing my ass off🤣🤣
So after starting a new account I go into the cave of the clever and after a while I see one of these, and i'm so exicted since it was my first time finding one. I procced to try and knock it out eith the hopes of taming it. Little did I know that night was approching and the horrors it would bring. After dying several times in an attempt to knock it out, I see it wake up with it's eyes glowing not knowing what it meant. Then I see the what can only be described as the most horrific and demonic dinosaur charging at me with the intent to kill. I turn to run and am instantly trapped in its immense jaws. Obivously I died and since I was out of flying tames lot everything I owned to this stupid overgrown lizard. Moral of the story: Know about it before you try to tame it.
I was going back to my base with my newly tamed Dino when I saw this. I wanted to tame it so bad so without thinking I shot it with my tranquilliser arrows. It killed me 3 times but I kept on trying. Then it was running away but I was out of tranquilliser arrows. So I shot her with my slingshot. She finally went to sleep with only 4 rocks left. Yay. I named her Mipha as a reference from botw
Ok so a long time ago I didn’t know that no matter what they would always wake up at night if they where knocked out and my dumb ass was taming 4 decent lvl ones at sunset and I think you know where the story goes from there :/
So I’m wandering ragnorock with my lvl 38 carno and I ho into the forest I don’t know why but my blood runs cold and I hear it’s roar and kudus fuvking Christ if scared me so I knocked it but Got kill by A FRICKING BASTERD OF A TREX
I almost died 11 times trying to knock it out then while I was doing that my frickin meat AND prime meat spoiled and I had to use my only food . . . Fish meat . . . But the cave was Broken and my saber was fresh outta meat so I couldn’t slaughter an araneo or an pulmoscorpius with my mastercraft pump-action-shotgun so I waited 80 million eternities after I constantly but luckily I was on mobile so I got my 15x soothing balm and tamed a FRICKIN . . . LEVEL . . . Lvl 15 I tamed it just to have one. But I had potent dust so. But still I’m not willing to take any other one because on ragnarok my adolescence meshed and I no want that to happen in mobile oh you’ve been here for an hour asking “how the frick was your cave broken” long story short my game crashed 11 thousand times, so now I have to live with that but whatever I’m gone . . . STOP LOOKING AT THIS . . . I hate my life
I was on iPad NOT MOBILE and I saw the son of giga in amazement because I thought they weren’t even in them game for me but when I saw it I was thought to take it and I ran out of the cave so I could used admin commands and leveled my horse so it had over 80 000 hp and when back in with 21 tranq darts and I hade 7 or 6 left but I was taming and I went to get good meat since it was a 140 but I crashed just before getting out and I came back to find the giga son was gone R.I.P giga son
I went into the cave of the clever then I was trying to find the artifact then I saw 2 of these guys sleeping then I got the artifact and they were awoken then I waited them to go to sleep then I shot one with a dart then I got knocked out then I went to the other cave systems for raw prime meat and I put it in the megalosauruses inventory then I tamed it then I leaded it to the entrance then I requested it.