
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I think it would be cool to have a boss a megalo with a humanoid body like a human meglao with a giant sword and manticore armour and about 4m tall with troodon human hybrid minions wearing ninja suits with giant shurikens updoot so the devs could see and name it the night king cuz devs like to copy from other sources
Me: NO DON'T HIT IT
My friend: But is a fluffy rock. I'm going to have some pelt-rocks
Me: DON'T DO IT! YOU WILL KILL BOTH OF US!
My friend: *hit him with a pickaxe*
He: What in...*fall asleep again
My friend: Funny! I will do it again!
Him: ALRIGHT YOU JERK! I'M GONNA ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!!!!
My friend: OH SHIT, HELP ME!!
Me: *bola him and run away*