Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I never met one of these until today I went to run the clever on mobile and found on and I froze I turned around and went right back out on my wolf. I had no idea what I should do tame or kill it. Like if this happened to you before
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ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
That mtf wake up
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus:????
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: letβs hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D
As a kid i wasβt afraid of the nightβ¦
β¦but now i am.
Mike: Jerald Just donβt.
Jerald: But... itβs so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, itβs not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: Thatβs it you little sh-
Jerald: