Megalosaurus: me sleep
Me: alright buckel up butter cup we are about to fight a lvl 125 rex
Megalosaurus: no after my nappy nap
Me: I'll murder him myself then
Megalosaurus:*lauches me off a cliff * there i got rid off the problem
*In real life*
Brother: me learn from the dino[pushes me out of the chair]
Me: this is a painful day😞
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: let’s hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me: cool a fuzzy rock
Megalosaurus: I sleep
Also me: hits with pick
Megalosaurus: R E A L S H I T ?
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
Megalo vs. Giga anyone? No? No one? Just me then?
i thought it was a rock… yeah i kinda died
Pet The Tiny Sleepy Fluff Rex, It doesn’t bite : 3
This is a Dino that forgot to shave
That mtf wake up
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.