Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Megalosaurus: me sleep
Me: alright buckel up butter cup we are about to fight a lvl 125 rex
Megalosaurus: no after my nappy nap
Me: I'll murder him myself then
Megalosaurus:*lauches me off a cliff * there i got rid off the problem
*In real life*
Brother: me learn from the dino[pushes me out of the chair]
Me: this is a painful dayπ
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
That mtf wake up
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus:????
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: letβs hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
As a kid i wasβt afraid of the nightβ¦
β¦but now i am.
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D
Mike: Jerald Just donβt.
Jerald: But... itβs so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, itβs not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: Thatβs it you little sh-
Jerald: