Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ok wanna hear something crazy? So, one time on Ragnarok I was just in the bone cage on Viking Bay with my animals as me and my tribe mate waited for dawn. Then, at the edge of my vision I see a dust cloud. I look over and I found an unconscious lvl 5 female Megalosaurus. She was almost half starved, and I was able to tame her with no cost what so ever. I was also a level 13. Lucky day! :3
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
That is a fluffy rockβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦.
"The megalosaurus gets a bit quirky at night"
That mtf wake up
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus:????
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: letβs hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D