Oh no a video just told me to steal this beats egg f no I just want to tame a therizinozaurus

Heck!?!? What's this fluff? Hmm...fluff ain't movin...what to do with fluff...oh poke fluff with pike!

RRUUUUUNNNN!!! FLUFF IS NOT HAPPY FLUFF DON'T TOUCH FLUFF!!!

Mike: Jerald Just don’t.
Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-
Jerald:

so i used the hability of the parasaur (lit af to me tbh) and i saw that he detected an enemy so i went and i was walking slowly to it and i saw this big greenish rock and i was expecting there to be a microraptor or a dilo behind it i got closer and i saw a big chunky guy snoring i didn’t get to close so he could continue his slumber

the end

First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

That mtf wake up

At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.

So cute when they are sleeping...

I tried taming an arthropleura with my megalosaurus.but before the arthropleura is tamed day time starts and my megalo slowly falls asleep.so it's quite impossible for me to tame a arthro.

Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

I accidentally tried to mine it 🙃 (I was level 27)

Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

When I first saw a sleeping one I thought it was either a nest or a sick dino and went to it, It wasn't either.

I was walking in a cave then i saw a big rock i tried to mine it blood came out!!!HELP ME DADA!!!!

Its....so.....flipping....cute.....when.......it..sleeps.......

While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D

So yea I was in the cliffs enjoying the peaceful views and watching my ankly to be tame. The night settled in so as standard standing torch was at the ready. All of a sudden I hear my argentavis screeching turns round to see this son of a bitch holding the bird in its mouth and shaking me to my core. As always I tried to remain calm when ark is just arking with you. Equipped my sword light disappears and I'm frantically slashing and hacking one of these buggers. Eventually the beast drops my bird has a slither of health and a sabertooth bitch slaps my argy. R.I.P sir flattery

I was wandering in a cave in the daytime and I run over this rock and the rock moved I was so scared I literally fell out of my chair

Iz a sleepy boi. Yes he iz a sleepy boi

It’s the best tame. Coz it sleeps during the day, and you sleep during the night. So neither of you do anything! 😂