First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

So yea I was in the cliffs enjoying the peaceful views and watching my ankly to be tame. The night settled in so as standard standing torch was at the ready. All of a sudden I hear my argentavis screeching turns round to see this son of a bitch holding the bird in its mouth and shaking me to my core. As always I tried to remain calm when ark is just arking with you. Equipped my sword light disappears and I'm frantically slashing and hacking one of these buggers. Eventually the beast drops my bird has a slither of health and a sabertooth bitch slaps my argy. R.I.P sir flattery

While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D

If you encounter this ...... don't run you can't..... just enjoy you quick , painful death :)

This dino is one big puppy! Grab a dino to bring home and slap some ^.^ on this guy's face while he holds it for you to tranq without trouble!

G O O D B O Y E !!

Get one of your tribe mates to go give it a hug and ‘accidentally’ knock him/her out instead of the mega. Then while the mega is distracted on eating your tribemate, (by this stage of the process your friend is probably screaming at you) just slowly sneak away
-Elii

Okay so I got drunk, walked away from my PS4, my friend and his Argy got eaten by one of these. I come back, save his stuff and his saddle after my bird got eaten. We came back, tamed it only for it to run out of stamina on the way home and drowned.

When it wakes up, goes to sleep or when your tribe mate is silly, stay away from it! Mine pushed me inside our fridge so I had to eat spoiled meat to get out.

At one side of your base a alpha Rex is attacking your base and at the other end your megalosaurus is sleeping in the corner

8 hours to tame max level. *proceeds to use it* I spent 8 hours taming you and all you do is sleep all day. Basically a cat

When your inner demon activates at midnight

If you encounter one with friends remember this.You don't have to run faster than the dino, you just have to run faster than your friends.If you encounter one alone, run around like a psycho and scream bloody murder.

While it may seem cute while it's sleeping don't wake it up or it will use you and your mount as a chew toy

Bum bum is a slum slum

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In order to tame you need to power of love, just snuggle it, get right next to it’s huge claws...

Might as well become a mega-lo-sore-ass once your flyer gets caught in em.

Sleepy, cuddly, cinnamon rolls

Hes a brutal cute and fluffy sleepy boi