First time seeing one ever:

Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

What do you call a sleepy megalosaurus? Dinosnore

Me:OOOO fluffy rock.

Me:( hits with pickaxe )

Megalosaurus:????

Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )

Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )

Me: let’s hit it again

Me:( hit him again )

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-

Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That mtf wake up

At day they are fluffy bois...

at night they are bringers of death...

And once you tame them...

They become a cat.

Me: cool a fuzzy rock

Megalosaurus: I sleep

Also me: hits with pick

Megalosaurus: R E A L S H I T ?

Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

Mike: Jerald Just don’t.

Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.

Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.

Jerald: ......

Mike: Jerald no!!

Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.

Megalosaurus: (Gets up)

Mike: (is a mile away)

Jerald: .....

The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.

Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!

Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-

Jerald:

I iust noticed.... They kind of look like Super sized Troodons.

Glowing eyes at night.

Fur/feathers.

Problematic at night.

Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

Me listening to my brother tell me the basic rules of ark: rule number 5 never travel at night, me: but with the Megalosaurus you can only travel at night.

My brother: now listen here you little shi-

While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D

Wait, why isn’t this rock giving me sto- AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HECK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Megalo vs. Giga anyone? No? No one? Just me then?

So yea I was in the cliffs enjoying the peaceful views and watching my ankly to be tame. The night settled in so as standard standing torch was at the ready. All of a sudden I hear my argentavis screeching turns round to see this son of a bitch holding the bird in its mouth and shaking me to my core. As always I tried to remain calm when ark is just arking with you. Equipped my sword light disappears and I'm frantically slashing and hacking one of these buggers. Eventually the beast drops my bird has a slither of health and a sabertooth bitch slaps my argy. R.I.P sir flattery

How to turn your Megalosaurus into a fire breathing dragon:

Step 1: Pick up a tribemate who's holding a flamethrower

Step 2: Profit

Also you can stack five people on one Megalosaurus if you have them mount, dismount and then lay down on its back. You can run around with up to five people stacked on top of it, along with one person as the rider and someone in its mouth

Me: OMG ITS. SO. FRIKIN.CUTE! SECONT TO OTTER!!

Megalosaurus: le snooze*

Me: I WANT IT I WNAT IT I WANT IT!!!!!

Megalosaurus: grrr, LEME sleep-

Me:oh ok fluff ball.

Megalosaurus: le snooze*

Me: le shoots in head with shocking trank*

Megalosaurus: WHAT THE FRICK RAAAAA- *le snooze*

Me: shoves meatninto it’s butthole*

Also me: hehe floof ball is mine now :3

And that’s how I got my little floof ball… well, she isn’t so little-

Its....so.....flipping....cute.....when.......it..sleeps.......

My first time seeing a megalosaurus: aww it’s adorable can we tame it? We tame it and see it has to sleep a lot: I DONT WANT IT: Me: I WANT TO WATCH IT SLEEP AND EAT AND WAKE UP ITS SO CUTE

My first time seeing a megalosaurus: aww it’s adorable can we tame it? We tame it and see it has to sleep a lot: I DONT WANT IT: Me: I WANT TO WATCH IT SLEEP AND EAT AND WAKE UP ITS SO CUTE