My Mom After Seeing This Dude: It’s basically you...

Me: •—• *looks at my cat*

My Cat; *looks away quickly*

Everybody: Play “wake me up inside” at sunset!

Me: Twinkle twinkle littles star- I’m not tasty-

Megalosaurus: -Yes you are

Name him megaolavinia then name yourself frisk and name your jeroba as chara (laughts in undertale*)

I accidentally tried to mine it 🙃 (I was level 27)

We have all never related 2 a dinosaur this much, admit it. Its true 😂

This is my dog 😑 bruh.

At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.

First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

Literally EVERYONE: this beast ate my argy!
Me: dude, just keep it chasing you while flying away from it with a pteranodon at day!
Everyone who was a supposed ‘pro’: WElL I DIdn’T KnoW ThAT

I went on god mode made an absolutely strong mega and brought him on herb island and put him on agro haven’t seen a creature there since

That mtf wake up

I was walking in a cave then i saw a big rock i tried to mine it blood came out!!!HELP ME DADA!!!!

It’s the best tame. Coz it sleeps during the day, and you sleep during the night. So neither of you do anything! 😂

Its....so.....flipping....cute.....when.......it..sleeps.......

Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

Iz a sleepy boi. Yes he iz a sleepy boi

Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

Daytime:aww it’s so cute. Nightime: welp me ded

I was wandering in a cave in the daytime and I run over this rock and the rock moved I was so scared I literally fell out of my chair

While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D