Imagine feeding these stimberries during the day lol

First time seeing one ever:

Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

That mtf wake up

Me:OOOO fluffy rock.

Me:( hits with pickaxe )

Megalosaurus:????

Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )

Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )

Me: let’s hit it again

Me:( hit him again )

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-

Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At day they are fluffy bois...

at night they are bringers of death...

And once you tame them...

They become a cat.

Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D

Mike: Jerald Just don’t.

Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.

Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.

Jerald: ......

Mike: Jerald no!!

Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.

Megalosaurus: (Gets up)

Mike: (is a mile away)

Jerald: .....

The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.

Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!

Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-

Jerald:

He protec

He attack

But most importantly…

He sleep

Dwayne Johnson’s opposite?

I never met one of these until today I went to run the clever on mobile and found on and I froze I turned around and went right back out on my wolf. I had no idea what I should do tame or kill it. Like if this happened to you before

Who else thinks thid guy is like a little acrochantosaurus click up

So yea I was in the cliffs enjoying the peaceful views and watching my ankly to be tame. The night settled in so as standard standing torch was at the ready. All of a sudden I hear my argentavis screeching turns round to see this son of a bitch holding the bird in its mouth and shaking me to my core. As always I tried to remain calm when ark is just arking with you. Equipped my sword light disappears and I'm frantically slashing and hacking one of these buggers. Eventually the beast drops my bird has a slither of health and a sabertooth bitch slaps my argy. R.I.P sir flattery

Me listening to my brother tell me the basic rules of ark: rule number 5 never travel at night, me: but with the Megalosaurus you can only travel at night.

My brother: now listen here you little shi-

Its....so.....flipping....cute.....when.......it..sleeps.......

You should be able to pet this!

When it’s asleep depressed when it’s awake bloodthirsty

I was walking in a cave then i saw a big rock i tried to mine it blood came out!!!HELP ME DADA!!!!

If you encounter this ...... don't run you can't..... just enjoy you quick , painful death :)