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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1289 · Answer 1 · 2022-06-28T18:59:16+00:00

ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

score 943 · Answer 2 · 2017-08-02T03:34:02+00:00

First time seeing one ever:

Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2024-08-21T02:49:42+00:00

Why do I have the strange urge to pet it even tho I know it's gonna kill me?

dear god I love em

score 674 · Answer 4 · 2016-12-24T10:10:29+00:00

That mtf wake up

score 7 · Answer 5 · 2024-07-29T04:54:02+00:00

He is just Me.Sleeping in day,playing games at night.

score 531 · Answer 6 · 2017-10-10T17:19:28+00:00

Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

score 266 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-11T00:45:27+00:00

Me:OOOO fluffy rock.

Me:( hits with pickaxe )

Megalosaurus:????

Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )

Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )

Me: let’s hit it again

Me:( hit him again )

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-

Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 317 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-04T22:59:32+00:00

At day they are fluffy bois...

at night they are bringers of death...

And once you tame them...

They become a cat.

score 448 · Answer 9 · 2017-09-01T03:38:46+00:00

Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2024-08-21T02:51:52+00:00

BEHOLD! THE FORBIDDEN CINNAMON ROLL!!! 🥐

score 391 · Answer 11 · 2017-12-08T02:43:55+00:00

While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D

score 162 · Answer 12 · 2020-10-06T22:53:09+00:00

Mike: Jerald Just don’t.

Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.

Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.

Jerald: ......

Mike: Jerald no!!

Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.

Megalosaurus: (Gets up)

Mike: (is a mile away)

Jerald: .....

The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.

Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!

Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-

Jerald:

score 113 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-13T01:01:19+00:00

Its....so.....flipping....cute.....when.......it..sleeps.......

score 169 · Answer 14 · 2017-10-11T15:19:26+00:00

If you encounter this ...... don't run you can't..... just enjoy you quick , painful death :)

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2024-05-01T22:28:40+00:00

11:99 pm megalosaurus: I'm so tired😫 1:00 am megalosaurus: anyone want smoke!?

score 54 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-28T18:22:26+00:00

He protec

He attack

But most importantly…

He sleep

score 84 · Answer 17 · 2021-02-15T04:52:19+00:00

Me listening to my brother tell me the basic rules of ark: rule number 5 never travel at night, me: but with the Megalosaurus you can only travel at night.

My brother: now listen here you little shi-

score 95 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-28T03:24:23+00:00

I was walking in a cave then i saw a big rock i tried to mine it blood came out!!!HELP ME DADA!!!!

score 10 · Answer 19 · 2024-02-29T20:16:03+00:00

As a kid i was‘t afraid of the night…

…but now i am.

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2024-05-15T20:40:41+00:00

Hello! I'm H-LNA, a factual personality designed to be your Guide. Just listen to me and you won't get yourself killed. Probably, I'm new at this too!

Oh and by the way, the dinos get uh... How do I say this. Quirky at night!