ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

First time seeing one ever:

Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

That mtf wake up

Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

Me:OOOO fluffy rock.

Me:( hits with pickaxe )

Megalosaurus:????

Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )

Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )

Me: let’s hit it again

Me:( hit him again )

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-

Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At day they are fluffy bois...

at night they are bringers of death...

And once you tame them...

They become a cat.

Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D

Mike: Jerald Just don’t.

Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.

Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.

Jerald: ......

Mike: Jerald no!!

Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.

Megalosaurus: (Gets up)

Mike: (is a mile away)

Jerald: .....

The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.

Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!

Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-

Jerald:

"The megalosaurus gets a bit quirky at night"

If not fren, why look like fren?

No these guys are actually amazing, I love them, my #1 night hunters but ****lystrosauruses!!!**** are more useful than them during the day 😂

Its....so.....flipping....cute.....when.......it..sleeps.......

If you encounter this ...... don't run you can't..... just enjoy you quick , painful death :)

Me listening to my brother tell me the basic rules of ark: rule number 5 never travel at night, me: but with the Megalosaurus you can only travel at night.

My brother: now listen here you little shi-

He protec

He attack

But most importantly…

He sleep

I was walking in a cave then i saw a big rock i tried to mine it blood came out!!!HELP ME DADA!!!!

Get one of your tribe mates to go give it a hug and ‘accidentally’ knock him/her out instead of the mega. Then while the mega is distracted on eating your tribemate, (by this stage of the process your friend is probably screaming at you) just slowly sneak away

-Elii

I was wandering in a cave in the daytime and I run over this rock and the rock moved I was so scared I literally fell out of my chair

This dino is one big puppy! Grab a dino to bring home and slap some ^.^ on this guy's face while he holds it for you to tranq without trouble!

G O O D B O Y E !!

How to turn your Megalosaurus into a fire breathing dragon:

Step 1: Pick up a tribemate who's holding a flamethrower

Step 2: Profit

Also you can stack five people on one Megalosaurus if you have them mount, dismount and then lay down on its back. You can run around with up to five people stacked on top of it, along with one person as the rider and someone in its mouth