Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

Moral of the story. Just glass everything.
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
Me listening to my brother tell me the basic rules of ark: rule number 5 never travel at night, me: but with the Megalosaurus you can only travel at night.
My brother: now listen here you little shi-
My brother: now listen here you little shi-
How to turn your Megalosaurus into a fire breathing dragon:
Step 1: Pick up a tribemate who's holding a flamethrower
Step 2: Profit
Also you can stack five people on one Megalosaurus if you have them mount, dismount and then lay down on its back. You can run around with up to five people stacked on top of it, along with one person as the rider and someone in its mouth
Step 1: Pick up a tribemate who's holding a flamethrower
Step 2: Profit
Also you can stack five people on one Megalosaurus if you have them mount, dismount and then lay down on its back. You can run around with up to five people stacked on top of it, along with one person as the rider and someone in its mouth
O shit its not stone:(...............
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
Mike: Jerald Just donβt.
Jerald: But... itβs so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, itβs not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: Thatβs it you little sh-
Jerald:
Jerald: But... itβs so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, itβs not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: Thatβs it you little sh-
Jerald:
That mtf wake up
Please do not mine the "rock"
You will die
You will die
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
He protecc
He attacc
And more important
He slepp
He attacc
And more important
He slepp
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night