Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is not really funny but….
Today I was on my level 236 Rex on was walking through the forest I look down see this weird looking think my brother just says “it’s just a leaf”I’m like ima take no chances pull out my spyglass look down and it says Megalosaurus level 145.I’m like going to dododex very fast look how many darts I need it’s like around 30,that’s what it says for me.Then I had to leave my house so tomorrow ima gonna shove some darts up it’s butt and hopes it doesn’t turn night when I’m taming it.Then I’m just dead at that point😅🫤
So one time in my first save i hit level 35 so i tried the center cave and i saw one of these floof balls and i didnt know what it was so i standed on his tail and whoked him up and it was like a roller coaster and fun then he gave up and slept again ... and now i know them well and im confused how he didnt destroy me.
I call them cinnamon rolls because of the way they curl up when they go to bed. One time we were taming one and I forgot that they can pick you up. The next thing my friend heard was “IT BIT ME IT BIT ME” as my friend watching me being munched on by this creature. One of my favorite dinos an ark.