Currently typing this in the middle of the ocean surrounded by lvl 150 megs Ark gods pls help me.
Ian Denver Quigao
Dion Linard Quigao
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Ark players:*dips toe in water*
Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂
if you see a meg, close the iron doors
Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said
Why is this thing under the category "fast creatures" they are soooo slow😭😂🤦🏽♂️
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
