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Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.

The water is blue

The blood is red

If you can see his nose

You’re already dead

I saw an alpha one and every time I saw a dilo I picked it up with my pteranodon and dumped it next to the alpha Meg

If you go into the water, they will find you, and they will kill you

Don’t you mean miniladon dam things tiny it should be giga sized

Meg real life: 16-22 meters long

Leedsicthys real life: 10-14 meters long

Ark leedsicthys: 300, take it or leave it

Ark meg: 3, take it or leave it

“Let’s go swimming” Timmy said a minute before he was brutally dismembered and eaten alive by a pack of megladons...

Me:right!time to swim!

*jumps into water* AHHHHHHHHHH it's cold!🥶

Brrrrr imma get out...

Shark:>:D I see u hooman...hehe you ain't leaving deez waters alive.

Me:almost...back...to...shore... WOAH!IS THAT A FRIGGING SHARK?! AHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA…

Who else hears the jaws song in their head every single time they see a megoladon. Literally me dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

WHAT THE KALE HAPPENED TO THE PICTURE?!? WHY IS IT A FUDGING OLD POSSESSED LADY?!

Charles fell into the ocean, Charles died in the sea, Charles got eaten by the shark, can’t eat the shark!

After rewatching megs jason statham i must say, ark megs are pretty cute

Once saw 3 megs jump out of the water for whatever reason (still not sure why) only to die as soon as they breach the surface

When one toe gets put into the water

Megladon: umiwamou mo shindio

Me:NANI

Meg: blood blood blood blood blood

Everyone: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I found an alpha

-pls friend me so we can play ,Fluffii_Drag0n