The water is blue
The blood is red
If you can see his nose
You’re already dead

Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.
The water is blue
The blood is red
If you can see his nose
You’re already dead
I saw an alpha one and every time I saw a dilo I picked it up with my pteranodon and dumped it next to the alpha Meg
First the dodo now this thing just why?💀💀💀
*Warning Swim At Your Own Risk*
If you go into the water, they will find you, and they will kill you
Don’t you mean miniladon dam things tiny it should be giga sized
Meg real life: 16-22 meters long
Leedsicthys real life: 10-14 meters long
Ark leedsicthys: 300, take it or leave it
Ark meg: 3, take it or leave it
“Let’s go swimming” Timmy said a minute before he was brutally dismembered and eaten alive by a pack of megladons...
Me:right!time to swim!
*jumps into water* AHHHHHHHHHH it's cold!🥶
Brrrrr imma get out...
Shark:>:D I see u hooman...hehe you ain't leaving deez waters alive.
Me:almost...back...to...shore... WOAH!IS THAT A FRIGGING SHARK?! AHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA…
Me:right!time to swim!
*jumps into water* AHHHHHHHHHH it's cold!🥶
Brrrrr imma get out...
Shark:>:D I see u hooman...hehe you ain't leaving deez waters alive.
Me:almost...back...to...shore... WOAH!IS THAT A FRIGGING SHARK?! AHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HEEERE! °○°
Shark: Nom nom nom nom nom that's mah lunch finished!
Me: hey look mah dodo!
Updoot
Who else hears the jaws song in their head every single time they see a megoladon. Literally me dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat..
WHAT THE KALE HAPPENED TO THE PICTURE?!? WHY IS IT A FUDGING OLD POSSESSED LADY?!
Charles fell into the ocean, Charles died in the sea, Charles got eaten by the shark, can’t eat the shark!
Best spawn location is on schorch earth
After rewatching megs jason statham i must say, ark megs are pretty cute
Once saw 3 megs jump out of the water for whatever reason (still not sure why) only to die as soon as they breach the surface
These guys see you from a mile away😅😅
When one toe gets put into the water
Megladon: umiwamou mo shindio
Me:NANI
Meg: blood blood blood blood blood
Everyone: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I found an alpha
-pls friend me so we can play ,Fluffii_Drag0n