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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Megalodon
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Megalodon
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Get one of these, kill a person with it at night, have someone find the person's body at morning, kill two more people with it, one by one, get a boat, unclaim it and shoot it with two people from the boat until it Dies. Congrats, you have recreated JAWS!

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*Jaws Theme Plays*

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Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?

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They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

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You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

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"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

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POV you hen you first tame an ichthy:

Giant sharks dodododododo

Chaseing you dodododo

So scary dodododo

Giant shark

Alpha one dodododo

Your mount is dead dodododo

Now you are to

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Bro needs to lay low on the calories

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I have a meg that is close to land and stuck but when i try to move him his stuck so i named him land meg

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So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

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"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

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